Aris Ohanessian
@arisohanessian.bsky.social
And fuck, Samuelsson is hurt.
January 13, 2026 at 2:32 AM
And fuck, Samuelsson is hurt.
@hockeyviz.com What does Dahlin look like this season so far? I mean, he doesn't have his A game seemingly...I could be and sometimes/consistently am wrong.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
@hockeyviz.com What does Dahlin look like this season so far? I mean, he doesn't have his A game seemingly...I could be and sometimes/consistently am wrong.
So....guessing Hardman is the choice to get a spot in Gabe's place, but he's not exactly a blocker. Neither is Keon.
Stephen Gosnell, step right up?
Stephen Gosnell, step right up?
January 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
So....guessing Hardman is the choice to get a spot in Gabe's place, but he's not exactly a blocker. Neither is Keon.
Stephen Gosnell, step right up?
Stephen Gosnell, step right up?
Watching a heart attack game while at work is...different.
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Watching a heart attack game while at work is...different.
They gotta not get a touchback on this.
January 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
They gotta not get a touchback on this.
Hancock is getting beat like a drum.
January 11, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hancock is getting beat like a drum.
Joey Bosa shouldn't see the field of play unless it's third and long.
January 11, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Joey Bosa shouldn't see the field of play unless it's third and long.
They only need 45 yards for Little.
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
They only need 45 yards for Little.
Freakin' Little is gonna be the difference today, isn't he?
(really hope I'm wrong)
(really hope I'm wrong)
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Freakin' Little is gonna be the difference today, isn't he?
(really hope I'm wrong)
(really hope I'm wrong)
Sign Doan now. Pllllleeeeaase.
January 11, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Sign Doan now. Pllllleeeeaase.
Man. Dahlin does not look right.
January 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Man. Dahlin does not look right.
Holy shit. Quinn scored!
January 11, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Holy shit. Quinn scored!
That utter lack of hustle is why I’d want no part of Panarin.
January 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
That utter lack of hustle is why I’d want no part of Panarin.
Quinn couldn’t score…
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Quinn couldn’t score…
Every Quinn shift is a prayer they don’t give one up. And that’s not because 71/6 are his line mates.
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Every Quinn shift is a prayer they don’t give one up. And that’s not because 71/6 are his line mates.
Unless he's an outright rental, I'd pass on the Bread Man.
You want to extend someone for 10+ mil, I'd use the cash on 89.
You want to extend someone for 10+ mil, I'd use the cash on 89.
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Unless he's an outright rental, I'd pass on the Bread Man.
You want to extend someone for 10+ mil, I'd use the cash on 89.
You want to extend someone for 10+ mil, I'd use the cash on 89.
Killed the driver in cold blood. Don't know how you could see it otherwise.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Killed the driver in cold blood. Don't know how you could see it otherwise.
Dane Jackson. (/shivers)
Hairston out this weekend. Fuuuuuudge.
January 5, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Dane Jackson. (/shivers)
Hairston out this weekend. Fuuuuuudge.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Hairston out this weekend. Fuuuuuudge.
Of course, the only slot playoffs wise I have to be at work for, the Bills get.
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Of course, the only slot playoffs wise I have to be at work for, the Bills get.
Why is he still in the fu**ing game?!?
January 4, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Why is he still in the fu**ing game?!?
*gulp*
Kesselring hurt again. Both Bryson and Metsa in.
Reinforcements needed.
Kesselring hurt again. Both Bryson and Metsa in.
Reinforcements needed.
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
*gulp*
Kesselring hurt again. Both Bryson and Metsa in.
Reinforcements needed.
Kesselring hurt again. Both Bryson and Metsa in.
Reinforcements needed.
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament