- lifetime total emails sent without crying
- number of times the phrase “pleasure to have in class” shows up in childhood report cards
- social cues missed per week (higher is better)
- number of bitches (unisex) pulled per week (lower is better)

far be it from me to stop you from infodumping but know that I will be thinking about anime and performance theory the entire time

nuh uh sister you ain’t getting me to no secondary location

oh trust me I do

Everything is embarrassing to me because of my low self esteem and high capacity for whimsy. I worry that the cashier at the craft store thinks I am buying too much embroidery floss. I have a tendency to monologue during family dinners, a fact which brings me much shame.

hi. it’s me. the worst person to answer this question. the first couple (actual number unknown) cons I went to I had to go to, because I was a literal child. as an adult, I hear about cons from family/friends and decide to go to them based on how far they are and how annoying parking is

look dude sometimes the characters fucking IS the plot

he’s right and he should say it