We're commencing our call for ideas over on that YouTube: which #cake deserves its own #nationalholiday? #debate

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Our next debate: what dinosaur would make the best dance partner? Any ideas welcomed.

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The Aristoratic and Regal Society for Enabling Mass Urbane Debate is relieved to not be listed by the British Government as a proponent of #extremism. It would be a sad day if people could no longer #debate wearing strapping #marsupials in #carseats.

If you've got a big enough #platypus, you'd think that it's better to put it in a #carseat than say a #koala, cause it's got a duck’s beak and duck’s beaks are soft. Like they're hard, but rounded and not pointy. But it turns out its beak has some kind of electric shock thing. So it's a risk.

You would think that a #platypus is too small for a child #carseat. But a platypus, a male one, can be up to 2.4 kilos, which is about the size of a very, very small newborn.

So what I'm saying is, if you put a wallaroo in your car seat then it's less likely you'll get a speeding fine, compared with having a kangaroo in the car seat. Unless you're unlucky enough to be stopped by a police officer who specialises in marsupials.

Police officer says you've not strapped your animal in the car seat properly. You say, "but what animal is it officer"? And they can tell if it's a wallaby or a kangaroo, but they won't know what a wallaroo is unless they're experts.

To have a genuinely meaningful conversation about putting marsupials in car seats, we can't just discuss kangaroos. We should also cover wallabies and wallaroos. Maybe quokkas too.

A kangaroo is probably too big to go in a car seat although it is used to being in a pouch. So that makes it the third best marsupial to put in a car seat.

One good thing about putting a wombat in a car seat is that it has square poo, so it would be easier to clean up.

If I had to pick the best marsupial to put in a child car safety seat, you'd think koala and wombat is much of a muchness because they're about the same size. But I've heard that koalas are nasty buggers.