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La la, la la!
You'll be popular!
Just not quite as popular as me!

And though you protest
Your disinterest
I know clandestinely
You're gonna grin and bear it!
Your new found popularity!
Aah!

Why, Miss Elphaba, look at you. You're beautiful!
I, I have to go
You're welcome

They were popular!
Please!
It's all about popular
It's not about aptitude
It's the way you're viewed
So it's very shrewd to be
Very very popular
Like me!