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Arkay
@arkayeff.bsky.social
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Studying the way of the internet funnyperson

I stream games on twitch, write, and play TTRPGs

Twitch: http://twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs

Pfp is official artwork from Guilty Gear XX by Daisuke Ishiwatari
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You love to see it
A screenshot of the chapter recap screen at the end of Fire Emblem Fates, a sequence that compiles stats from every unit and chapter of your playthrough throughout the game. Specifically pictured is the recap for the last chapter of Birthright, Dawn Breaks. To the sides of the image are the sprites for Corrin, the white-haired main protagonist dressed in her usual lord-like armor and wielding a sword, and Felicia, a pink-haired maid, though in this image she sports a witch's outfit and hat. The stats show that the chapter took a single turn to complete, and that Corrin (nicknamed Gwynn in this savefile) and Felicia are highlighted as the most useful units of the chapter (labeled as "heroes")
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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Today's the day, we're finally finishing up #FireEmblemFates! We're on the very last two chapters, and with all our preparation, it should be smooth sailing from here on out. Join us as we strike down King Garon, live now!

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An edited screenshot of a cutscene from Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright, edited to look like a dynamic intro from the Yakuza series. Spoilers for a late game scene. Xander, a blonde short-haired prince clad in dark armor with gold trimmings and wielding a sword, is very close to the camera after having just struck with his blade, a look of anger transitioning to realization and shock on his face, as it dawns on him that his attack hit his younger sister, Elise Elise is barely visible on the frame, her yellow-and-pink pigtails are the only sign of her in the image, as she is about to fall out of view in the forefront. Overlaid atop them is the crest for the kingdom of Nohr, their home, with a blurry effect, as well as stylized white text with a black outline, which reads "Crown Prince Xander, Heir to- Wait, is that Elise??"
February 10, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Ran out of space for the ALT text, continuing it here

Apologies for how long it is! Unsure if transcribing it all is the correct thing to do in situations like these but I wanted to play it safe
Same image as last post, continuation of ALT text: Sidebar: Many articles are displayed, referencing events and characters from the game, they read as follows: Prince Xander spotted with commoner, the next crown queen? Why blowing up a national relic was CRUCIAL to winnin the war. Hoshido fail compilation, N°10 will have you rolling! Cruel Hoshidians DISTURB Time-honored performance in NEUTRAL TERRITORY!!! Hoshidian dog left loose; kill count still climbing. Traitorous Nohrian "soldier" elopes with Hoshidian murderer. Family heartbroken. "Why cruelty is merciful" our great King's newest autobiography breaks record sales after becoming mandatory reading for every citizen What to do if a Hoshidian "visits" your home; a guide on calling for reinforcements.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Picking up the pace after last night's unfortunate interruptions, we're entering the last few chapters in #FireEmblemFates! Not quite done with Birthright yet, but we'll keep at it, live now!

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Warning: Very long A mockup of a fictional propaganda news article set in the world of Fire Emblem: Fates, including various edited elements from the game itself. It is written from the perspective of the Nohrian government, a country withing the game, as a hit piece on one of the main characters. The article reads as follows; Title: "High Prince" Goes Low Brow [A screenshot from the game is to it's left, in which High Prince Ryoma, a warrior in red plated samurai armor, says "I do see some poverty, but aside from a few differences, this could be Hoshido." in an in-game dialogue box. Next to him there is a thief, draped in dark cloaks, with messy white and black hair] Article: Last night, after terrorizing our citizens by engaging in open conflict in the middle of the city streets, the widely-hared "High Prince" of Hoshido mocked a hard-working man, claiming that he "could bury him in coin" [A screenshot of a dialogue box breaks up the paragraph, it reads "If your motivations are so base and pathetic, we can bury you in coin." Below it, a speaker symbol and a play button are seen, implying the dialogue can be heard in the article. It then continues:] He continued the exchange by cruelly comparing his affluent life to the struggles of the common man, as pictured above. When asked about this, Corrin, the traitorous head of Hoshido's PR team, had this to say: [Another dialogue box, this one clearly edited to mix sentences to create a new message, it reads: "Buh? Takumi. Do you know what they're talking about?"] There is a bar at the top, leading to other sites, headed by the Nohrian symbol, a crest made out of sharp and curved shapes. The headers read from left to right: "Nohr News Network / The Royals / [In significantly smaller font] war / "hy Hoshido sucks and we should continue to kick their ass". This last one includes an image of the Hoshidian symbol, a red crest that looks like a mix of a 4-pointed star and a crosshair, crossed out by a purple X.
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Been hit with an unfortunate chain of sick days and poor sleep but I LIVE. And on that same note we're live now, doing #FireEmblemFates! Getting mugged in the middle of Nohr right now, come say hi!

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An in-game screenshot from Fire Emblem Fates, edited with UI elements inspired by the Yakuza series. Corrin, the main protagonist, a knight-princess in pale white armor, is facing off against a faceless, a hulking green humanoid monster with a dark black mask, in a fortress made out of dark brown stone. There is a purple glow effect around Corrin, indicating that she's activated a critical hit The edited elements begin with an orange healthbar, a green experience bar (showing a green 28 next to it), and a blue and red "heat meter", taken straight from Yakuza Kiwami. To their left, a high-contrast render of Corrin's dragon form, a horned dragon made out of jagged scales. There is a soft red glow behind it, and text that reads "Dragon" in front of it. Additionaly, the icon for the skill "Dragon Fang" from Fates appears besides her, with a cartoony blue flame behind it, similar to the prompts for heat actions in the Yakuza series.
February 7, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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Closing the weekend with a lil bit more #FireEmblemFates!
Took us a solid like 5 tries, but we finally got Sophie, we've prepared her to be a beast in the battlefield, now we get to see her tear the rest of Birthright, live now!

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An edit of a two panel stick figure meme format. In the first one a small stick figure is drawn next to a door, surrounded by a lot of dark rough lines, with various screenshots of the deaths our units suffered during our attempts at a specific chapter, either showing the moment a unit got hit, or their defeat quotes. In the second panel, Sophie, a cavalier in dark plated armor, comes in through the door. The stick figure is now cheery and blushing, as it says "omg Sophie hiiiiiiiii!!!!"
January 25, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Continuing where we left off on Thursday in #FireEmblemFates! Getting through Birthright, we had a monumental throw in the Ice Village last time, but we're running it back, live now!

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Spliced together and edited screenshots from Fire Emblem Fates, depicting Hinata, a Samurai, battling against a Wolfskin, a person that can turn into a giant antrophomorphic wolf. The battle forecast UI has been edited onto the top left, showing very favourable odds for Hinata, with very low odds of him getting hit back by a critical hit. Some additional math is shown to it's right, demonstrating a low total chance (1.3%) of this happening. The question layout from "Who wants to be a millionare" Is at the bottom of the screen, asking "Does [picture of Hinata] survive this?", with all four answers saying no. The second screenshot is from moments later, as the enemy initiates their critical hit animation, the previous answers are highlighted in green as correct. A stretched out picture of Hinata's confident smirk covers the scene at low transparency.
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Coming back to streaming with some #FireEmblemFates tonight! It's been a fair bit, but we were about halfway through Birthright last time, having recruited Ryoma. Now we finally see him in action, live now!
An edited screenshot from a cutscene from Fire Emblem Fates, in which a samurai-like warrior in red plated armor, Ryoma, reaches his hand out to the camera, a line of soldiers behind him as they stand in an open field during the day. The screenshot has been made monochrome, and red text in a font stylized to look as if it were painted by ink reads "Swordmaster Ryoma, High Prince of the Hoshido Family, a Fateslandia Subsidiary", emulating the style of the introduction sequences from the Like a Dragon Series
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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Had a bit of a break from streams because circumstances lined up poorly, but we're back now! We'll continue with FE: Fates on thursday, but for tonight we're starting The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening! Live now!

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An edit of the box art for The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. The usual background showing the great mountain with the egg on top is unmodified, but on the foreground, Link has been edited onto a poorly drawn bed, with his eyes closed, sword on top of the covers, and an alarm clock next to the logo, which has been changed to read "The Legend of Zelda: Link needs 5 more minutes"
December 7, 2025 at 10:10 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Had a bit of a break because of Circumstances, but we're back with a bit more #FireEmblemFates tonight! We're on the Birthright route, traveling to find the last few of the Hoshidian royals, live now!

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An almost incomprehensible collage composed by screenshots from Fire Emblem Fates and the Fire Emblem wiki articule about Hayato, one of the playable units from the game A lot of the text is warped, stretched out, or re-arranged for comedic purposes, bringing emphasis to his low stats and odd growth rates, and in the background behind it all there is a lengthy article from the wiki explaining the different ways in which to properly utilize Hayato despite his flaws. Scattered around the image are various quotes from characters in the game, in which they praise Hayato for his skills and magic, paired up with screenshots of his stats showing that his magic is pretty low. At the bottom of the image, in really big blown up text, is a quote from the wiki, which reads "This character analysis section may not be accurate to every player's experience. There is too much random text scattered around to properly lay it all out in the alt text field, and a lot of it is illegible, apologies.
November 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Doing a lil more #FireEmblemFates tonight! We got a bit past the route split last time, now we delve into Birthright proper, live now!

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Also found some leaked Nohrian strategy documents:
Warning: Long An incredibly crudely drawn comic, with 6 labeled panels featuring characters from Fire Emblem: Fates Top text reads "My EVIL plans >:) by King Garon Emblem!" 1. Female Corrin, a young woman with long white hair with a band on it, falling into a poorly drawn hole with a placid expression on her face, and a purple sword (labeled " My EVIL sword!), a png of a fish floats above her with an exclamation mark on it's head, though the woman seems to be enjoying herself. The panel is labeled "Step 1: Throw child into bottomless canyon" 2. Corrin and the fish stand besides eachother, with a radiant aura (labeled as "Dragon magic!") emanating from the fish. Corrin is still holding the purple sword, and it is bigger than in the last panel. Her expression is still placid as the fish says "You owe me rent now" The panel is labeled "Step: 2: Hope they survived that !" 3. Rinkah, a female warrior with white and red hair holding a club, strikes Corrin in the head with her weapon, knocking her unconscious. Corrin still has her sword, and it is even larger and curvier than before. The panel is labeled "Step 3: Child is captured and NOT executed", with the "NOT" clearly being a later addition. 4. Corrin stands by Kaze, a green-haired ninja wearing a cloak and a scarf, holding an even longer and curvier purple blade. He asks her "Shouldn't you get rid of that?". Corrin responds with a dialogue box that contains an exact copy of her placid expression. The panel is labeled "Steps 4: Child keeps (crossed out) -EVIL- heartful memento from dada :)" 5. A white ghost with purple eyes casts a crudely edited in purple explosion, with several purple shards of metal flying out from it towards Corrin and her mom, Queen Mikoto, a black-haired woman with a fancy headdress, who exclaims "Get behind me, daughter!". For once, Corrin's expression is sad. The panel is labeled "Ste:p5: Ghost explodes sword!!! 6. The logo for Fire Emblem Fates: Conquest. The label just reads "Step 6:"
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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He is incapable of evil or foul thought...
A picture of my cat, Simba, looking expectantly to the side while sitting on my lap. He's a tabby cat with striped brown and white fur. Another picture of the same cat, this time being given scritches under the chin, his eyes are closed and he is leaning into the hand
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Starting a new game today! It's been a fair bit since our last fire emblem, so we're doing Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright tonight! Live now!

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Image edit collage with sprites and text excerpts from Fire Emblem: Fates At the top, there is an edited tumblr post from user siketreeker, which reads "[Archer] heaven is also [Wyvern Rider] hell it's a very efficient system." Text in brackets is screenshot from Fire Emblem: Awakening Underneath there is an edited stock picture of a dog trying to reach atop of a fence, which has a squirrel running atop it. Semi-transparent sprites of a Wyvern Rider (A knight riding a small dragon) and an Archer are overlaid atop the squirrel and the dog respectively
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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she is so incredibly dog-shaped this time of year
A picture of my dog, Luna, lying down on a mattress. She has thick, fluffy white fur, and is quite large. The fur fades into a black colour near her snout and ears
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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What if there was a green guy, and we put him in a situation? These are the important questions we answer tonight.

Streaming #LuigisMansion 2: Dark Moon tonight! It's been a few days, but it's nice to be back. Live now!

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Heavily edited scan of the Luigi's Mansion 2 switch port box art, with a lot of added text all throughout, it overall reads: "Luigi's Mansion tm 2 Dark Moon HD & Gooigi. Nintendo Switch 1 Edition, featuring [Cropped picture of a gel-like version of Luigi] from the Luigi's Mansion tm 3 series. New Gooey Mode" The box art itself features Luigi meekly peeking out from behind a door, a spooky old home behind him featuring a single ghost floating through. He is wearing his usual green plumber attire and hat, as well as carrying a vaccuum cleaner with a flashlight on his back. His face has been edited to instead be his render from Luigi's Mansion 1 for the gamecube
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
(Fields of Mistria spoilers)

Cannot believe they turned my Awesome Dragon into Some Guy

His design still goes hard though
Screenshot from Fields of Mistria, showing a grey stone statue of a large dragon wearing unique earrings. The statue is in a nook dug into a dirt cliff on a farm, with a waterfall nearby. There is a forest behind it, it's trees adorned with red leaves, and it's grass a pale orange An interaction box shows the dragon's name to be Caldarus, though the statue is unresponsive, it presents the option to teleport to an area called "The Deep Woods" Another in-game screenshot, from a cutscene, spoilers below: Caldarus, the dragon from the statue, appears in humanoid form, wearing green robes and a red scarf, as well as the same unique earrings from the statue. He still mantains a draconic tail and horns, and has long, dark blue hair. He is surrounded by a dark void, and is rescuing my avatar character from a binding circle
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Ah shit not again, I just got my bracelet uncursed yesterday! Do people not sell normal jewelry anymore
Screenshot of a streaming service website, there is an icon for a film titled "The curse of the necklace", featuring a hand holding a red amulet ominously over a dark background. A small box on the top left says "Just Added"
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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They can't keep giving this guy property, playing some more #Luigi'sMansion 2: Dark Moon tonight!

We are about halfway done with the haunted towers, probably going for a bit longer than yesterday tonight, live now!

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Edit of an in-game cutscene from Luigi's Mansion 2 The scene shows Luigi and E. Gadd, a short and old scientist, in an underground labotary filled with all sorts of contraptions and screens. There are a few poorly photo-shopped in elements, such as poker cards in E. Gadd's hand, an ash-tray with a thick layer of smoke on top of a screen, and a black and white image of an old kitchen on said screen. There is a dialogue box, through which E. Gadd says: "Now, this next step is crucial, Luigi! I ened you to go to my kitchen and bring me 3 beers and a cigar before poker night starts!" Luigi looks unsure of the situation
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Declaring Luigi month because we're bored.

We did all of #Luigi'sMansion in one day on thursday, and now we want more. Starting Luigi's Mansion 2: Dark Moon tonight! Live now!

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An in-game screenshot of a cutscene from Luigi's Mansion 2 HD, with a few small edits Luigi, on his usuall green overalls and hat, sits in front of a TV, seemingly shocked, as it displays the image of E. Gadd, a short and old-looking scientist. A dialogue text box reads "E. Gadd: Luigi! Turn on the news! It doesn't matter what channel!" Behind luigi there is a poorly photoshopped in calendar showing the current date as September 11, 2001
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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If we all pretend it's halloween already we can make this work, doing a special spooky stream today as we play #LuigisMansion!
Running through the game with a Co-Op mode! Live now!

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An edit of the "Ok Mario" Meme An extremely simplified drawing of Mario is trapped within a poorly photoshoped in picture frame, speaking with a copy of himself edited to and hue-shifted to look like Luigi, dialogue goes as follows M: "Enter my FREE MANSION of fun & fantasy intrigue" L: "Ok Mario" M: [Empty dialogue bubble] L: "...Mario?"
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Doing an off-schedule stream today since we've had to miss a few recently due to unfortunate timing! Continuing #AceAttorney Investigations tonight! We're about halfway through case 2, live now!

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Edited In-game screenshot from Ace Attorney Investigations 2, showing the "logic battle" screen Edgeworth, a sharply-dressed man in a red coat with grey hair, is looking to the side with a determined and focused face, before him are three dialogue options 1. 'Guilty people say "what"?', the textbox has a pawn chess piece next to it 2. 'What's that over there? *search his pockets*' The textbox is higlighted, showing that it's selected 3. 'Bide HIS time' Underneath him there is reminder text that reads 'Find out what this guy's fucking deal is'
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Been gone for a fair bit in general, but we're back to streaming now! Doing some more #AceAttorneyInvestigations tonight! We left off right at the start of case 2 last time, live now!

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An edited screenshot of a tumblr post, text between asterisks has been edited/drawn on top, it reads as follows Post 1: "The *Detective* does not concern itself with the *Performance-Based Salary* when a little *fun and whimsy* is calling" There is a picture of Dick Gumshoe besides the post, a large man wearing a green coat, white shirt, and a faded red tie. He looks smug and prideful Post 2: "The *Detective* will never financially recover from this". There is another picture of Dick Gumshoe besides the post, he looks embarassed, and is scratching the back of his head
October 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Going into a new game today! We took a long break from Ace Attorney, but we've been meaning to get back for some time now, and it's finally here. Starting Ace Attorney Investigations 2! Live now!

(Image by @gs10.bsky.social)

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #AceAttorney
Official art from Ace Attorney Investigations, cropped and zoomed in, as well as edited slightly It mainly featuers Miles Edgeworth, a young lawyer wearing a gaudy red suit, reaching out towards the camera. A PNG of his prosecutor's badge has been edited into his hand There are subtitles which read "I have waited (crossed out text which says '5.000 years') Since march for this!"
September 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Mostly recovered from being sick, but taking it easy on my voice by sticking to #YoKaiWatch3 for a lil bit longer, may bring something new in by the weekend. Live now!

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An edit of the "The illusion of free choice" comic from the Abstruse Goose, in which a cow is presented two labeled paths that converge into the same hallway, changed to be about Yo-Kai Watch 3 Left hall has a sign that reads "Nate + Hailey quests", the right one reads "Busters T Storyline", and the hallway they converge into at the end has one that reads "10 more hours in the Cluvian Continent". The cow is also wearing a little archeologer's hat
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Doing some more #Yo-KaiWatch3 tonight! Still sick, so we'll see how long this one goes, but we're still on quest cleanup duty! Also doing a bit of trickery to get caught up on Hazy Lane? Live now!

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Two panel meme, with top text on each and accompanying images from Yo-Kai Watch 3 1st panel, text reads 'Arkay: "Here's hoping I don't screw up Zombie night again!", the picture below is a simple screenshot of the Zombie night starting screen, which takes place in a children's bedroom at night 2nd panel, text reads 'Meanwhile, the average Marie B-Plot:' The picture is a complicated collage of screenshots at various levels of transparency showing Marie in the middle of one of the bossfights of the game. The screenshots show many of the difficult to avoid attacks, the punishing damage numbers, the over-the-top animations and expressions of the Zenlightened boss, as well as a small bit of text that reads "This is a critical hit she dealt btw:", next to a screenshot of an attack dealing 1 measly damage.
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM