Arlo
@arlojax011.bsky.social
NSFW 18+— FV, WI 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
*cliche message about finding myself*
DMs welcome
*cliche message about finding myself*
DMs welcome
I stopped at an adult store that I used to go to with my ex, and the manager that I haven’t seen in years said I look happier after I mentioned we got divorced 😬😬😬
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I stopped at an adult store that I used to go to with my ex, and the manager that I haven’t seen in years said I look happier after I mentioned we got divorced 😬😬😬
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
My work is completely shut down Dec 24th - Jan 4th, so I essentially have a week and a half paid vacation. After day one, I already know returning is going to be a bitch because my sleep schedule has already done a 180.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
My work is completely shut down Dec 24th - Jan 4th, so I essentially have a week and a half paid vacation. After day one, I already know returning is going to be a bitch because my sleep schedule has already done a 180.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
Ho ho ho, Happy Holigays!
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ho ho ho, Happy Holigays!
Idk how to explain this, but 26 just doesn’t seem like a high enough number for the number of letters in the English alphabet. Like when I think of my ABC’s, it feels like it should be higher.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Idk how to explain this, but 26 just doesn’t seem like a high enough number for the number of letters in the English alphabet. Like when I think of my ABC’s, it feels like it should be higher.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
I used to joke the day I became properly medicated I’d be unstoppable. I’d like to amend the list to add decent regular sleep.
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#ArloRambles
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I used to joke the day I became properly medicated I’d be unstoppable. I’d like to amend the list to add decent regular sleep.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
I got tired of typing #ArloRambles every time and now I have a keyboard shortcut
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I got tired of typing #ArloRambles every time and now I have a keyboard shortcut
Therapy has been great for my water intake, I’ll drink more water in an hour session to keep talking than I’ll drink in a day without therapy.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Therapy has been great for my water intake, I’ll drink more water in an hour session to keep talking than I’ll drink in a day without therapy.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
Woke up excited for therapy today just for her to basically say I’m a parent facing becoming an empty nester and struggling with the feeling of being needed in a healthy way.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Woke up excited for therapy today just for her to basically say I’m a parent facing becoming an empty nester and struggling with the feeling of being needed in a healthy way.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
How I’m feeling after a week of being sick and not taking ADHD meds.
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#ArloRambles
December 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
How I’m feeling after a week of being sick and not taking ADHD meds.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
Hope my therapist is ready for me today, this is the first time she’ll see me when the Vyvanse is fresh in my system.
#ArloRambles #mentalhealth
#ArloRambles #mentalhealth
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hope my therapist is ready for me today, this is the first time she’ll see me when the Vyvanse is fresh in my system.
#ArloRambles #mentalhealth
#ArloRambles #mentalhealth
“Sleep? I thought you said weep, because that’s what you’ll do half the day with no sleep.” - my body probably
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#ArloRambles
December 22, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Sleep? I thought you said weep, because that’s what you’ll do half the day with no sleep.” - my body probably
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
Had extra materials and made another with love for a friend ☺️
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Had extra materials and made another with love for a friend ☺️
December 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The ADHD need to never have silence for thoughts to come in, but the autism need for a fucking moment of silence.
#ArloRambles #neurospicy
#ArloRambles #neurospicy
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The ADHD need to never have silence for thoughts to come in, but the autism need for a fucking moment of silence.
#ArloRambles #neurospicy
#ArloRambles #neurospicy
Dear future husband, TikTok just gave me the best (and probably expensive) wedding idea so be ready.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dear future husband, TikTok just gave me the best (and probably expensive) wedding idea so be ready.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
To the dumbass (me) who decided a month ago I should do homemade gifts for my coworkers, fuck you 🖕🏻
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#ArloRambles
December 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
To the dumbass (me) who decided a month ago I should do homemade gifts for my coworkers, fuck you 🖕🏻
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
Days 1-2: scratchy throat
Days 3-4: painful throat and nonstop sleep
Days 5-6: no voice and exhausted
Days 7-8: nonstop runny nose and inability to maintain temperature
When will this be over
Days 3-4: painful throat and nonstop sleep
Days 5-6: no voice and exhausted
Days 7-8: nonstop runny nose and inability to maintain temperature
When will this be over
December 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Days 1-2: scratchy throat
Days 3-4: painful throat and nonstop sleep
Days 5-6: no voice and exhausted
Days 7-8: nonstop runny nose and inability to maintain temperature
When will this be over
Days 3-4: painful throat and nonstop sleep
Days 5-6: no voice and exhausted
Days 7-8: nonstop runny nose and inability to maintain temperature
When will this be over
Being in therapy really has you realizing you were scared of your father as a child mid applesauce bite.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Being in therapy really has you realizing you were scared of your father as a child mid applesauce bite.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
I’m worried my Amazon is going to think I’m a reader after order books as Christmas presents.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I’m worried my Amazon is going to think I’m a reader after order books as Christmas presents.
#ArloRambles
#ArloRambles
King size bed pro: allllll the cuddle room
King size bed con: changing sheets on your own 😮💨
King size bed con: changing sheets on your own 😮💨
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
King size bed pro: allllll the cuddle room
King size bed con: changing sheets on your own 😮💨
King size bed con: changing sheets on your own 😮💨
Puppy too sick for #TestsosteroneTuesday. Check back next week 🥺
December 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Puppy too sick for #TestsosteroneTuesday. Check back next week 🥺
Um excuse me, the FUCK you mean it’s only been year one of four.
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Um excuse me, the FUCK you mean it’s only been year one of four.