Arlo
arlopangolin.bsky.social
Arlo
@arlopangolin.bsky.social
He/him, hetero, fully plated pangolin. Dangerous when thrown. I'm from where I've been. Nazis can bugger off, as can bigots.
Jucika is a card-carrying member of the Polar Bear Club. To her, that would be a summer dip.
December 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Are we going to see the "I was Not a MAGA" polka?
December 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Call me a Luddite if you want, but if I have to update firmware to drive a car or use a fridge, then maybe, just maybe, your product is hot trash unfit for the market.

And you can quote me.
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If I get an older car, I won't be bothering with any new electronics for it. No need for big screens, spyware for days (I already get that from my cell phone), or weird dials that do what shift sticks should.

A car should only need to get me from point A to B safely. No need for complications.
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Transgenders have been around as long as there has been humanity.

It used to be called "Eonism," after Le Chevalier d'Eon, the greatest spymaster in history. Now THAT is a story worth reading.
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Look on the bright side. You can go out on Halloween as Pizza the Hutt.
a giant pizza covered in sauce and cheese
ALT: a giant pizza covered in sauce and cheese
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December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I always thought calling someone a donut implies that their head is one. "Nothing in the middle." As in being brainless.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
You're preaching to the choir. I am just showing a few other bands I know that you can lift the gate for ;)
December 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Sturgill Simpson, Blues Saraceno, Vudu Sister, Lee Kernaghan, The Dead South, Goodnight Texas, among others.

There is a whole world of country you won't find on the radio.
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
That is one hell of a confession the dogkiller is making.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM