Armadillo
@armadillogpl.bsky.social
St. Cloud and Grand Forks catching strays...
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
St. Cloud and Grand Forks catching strays...
Legally change your last name to Skiumah?
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Legally change your last name to Skiumah?
Man, this country really did the dumbest goddamn thing possible in 2024, didn't we?
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Man, this country really did the dumbest goddamn thing possible in 2024, didn't we?
That's darker than a sensory deprivation tank in the Mariana Trench. I like it.
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 AM
That's darker than a sensory deprivation tank in the Mariana Trench. I like it.
Live Rifftrax show in my suburban Minneapolis backyard?!?
We could all use some mirth.
We could all use some mirth.
January 27, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Live Rifftrax show in my suburban Minneapolis backyard?!?
We could all use some mirth.
We could all use some mirth.
All they had to do was not be insane.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 PM
All they had to do was not be insane.
Or use the one that's my FB header right now.
January 25, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Or use the one that's my FB header right now.
The resisters should reclaim the Gadsden.
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 AM
The resisters should reclaim the Gadsden.
He's gone. Great PBP voice, questionable human being.
January 24, 2026 at 9:53 PM
He's gone. Great PBP voice, questionable human being.
I keep wondering where the red line exists for Republicans, if one even exists.
January 23, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I keep wondering where the red line exists for Republicans, if one even exists.
Yep. They got out over their skis on that one. Gotta think strategically, especially if your opponent is spraying diarrhea all over the room.
January 20, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yep. They got out over their skis on that one. Gotta think strategically, especially if your opponent is spraying diarrhea all over the room.
It's stunning to me that the organizers of these events can't seem to grasp the link between ticket cost and attendance.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
It's stunning to me that the organizers of these events can't seem to grasp the link between ticket cost and attendance.
A quick Google search reveals that he actually pulled a ClevelandTrump and was governor on two non-consecutive occasions, 1976-79 and 1983-91.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 AM
A quick Google search reveals that he actually pulled a ClevelandTrump and was governor on two non-consecutive occasions, 1976-79 and 1983-91.
We tend to not like our governors to serve TOO long around here. Rudy Perpich is the only one to serve more than two terms, I believe.
January 5, 2026 at 5:06 AM
We tend to not like our governors to serve TOO long around here. Rudy Perpich is the only one to serve more than two terms, I believe.
Agreed. Unless the GOP does the most insane thing possible and runs Lindell, I think Walz loses.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Agreed. Unless the GOP does the most insane thing possible and runs Lindell, I think Walz loses.
And the crowd shows it.
January 4, 2026 at 11:49 PM
And the crowd shows it.
Pyongyang. Wear American flag everything.
December 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Pyongyang. Wear American flag everything.
I don't know quite how to feel about this.
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I don't know quite how to feel about this.
Take that headline, show it to somebody in 2012, and have fun.
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Take that headline, show it to somebody in 2012, and have fun.
Telling Walz to back off the "weird" stuff is probably the worst unforced error of the 2024 campaign.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Telling Walz to back off the "weird" stuff is probably the worst unforced error of the 2024 campaign.
Wait until you get your AARP membership packet in the mail.
November 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Wait until you get your AARP membership packet in the mail.
It's 3:15 on a Monday, I'm sitting in a school bus waiting to shuttle kids in the rain, and dammit, I could eat.
October 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's 3:15 on a Monday, I'm sitting in a school bus waiting to shuttle kids in the rain, and dammit, I could eat.
Liquidate the team. And by that, I mean encase them in resin.
September 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Liquidate the team. And by that, I mean encase them in resin.
"People" aren't. A couple of too-online yutzes and Fox News are.
August 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"People" aren't. A couple of too-online yutzes and Fox News are.
