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🧩 ✭ ⚓️ 🌞 If I haven't offended you yet, stick around. I will get to you shortly.
Hopefully not too late for those answering requests:
[Image text: I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 3,000-pound, semiaquatic liability.
Please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this Christmas.]
[Image: a hippopotamus]
[Image text: I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 3,000-pound, semiaquatic liability.
Please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this Christmas.]
[Image: a hippopotamus]
December 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Hopefully not too late for those answering requests:
[Image text: I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 3,000-pound, semiaquatic liability.
Please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this Christmas.]
[Image: a hippopotamus]
[Image text: I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present.
I am a 3,000-pound, semiaquatic liability.
Please think hard before gifting a hippopotamus this Christmas.]
[Image: a hippopotamus]
Nothing like Christmas shopping to let you know how little you know your loved ones.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nothing like Christmas shopping to let you know how little you know your loved ones.
Linus: ...Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: 'We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice.'
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Linus: ...Elder William Brewster, who was a minister, said a prayer that went something like this: 'We thank God for our homes and our food and our safety in a new land. We thank God for the opportunity to create a new world for freedom and justice.'
Superbowl baby! 🇨🇱🤠🏈🏟 #DALVSPHI #DALVSPHI2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #dakprescott #ButterAubrey
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Superbowl baby! 🇨🇱🤠🏈🏟 #DALVSPHI #DALVSPHI2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #dakprescott #ButterAubrey
OoohRah! Happy birthday to the Marine Corps and its members. Oooh raah, devil dogs and all that other stuff. If you know a Marine, buy them a beer and read this to them as they won't be able to read it themselves. Celebrate, drink, then call for a ride!
![[Image] white round cake decorated with various color splashes in the style of melted crayons wax. And a child's drawing of a family house. A 5 Crayola crayons box stands on top.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cc3jufjx2nqf5b7j53x4epuv/bafkreie53sxhxxqxrffnfw4bzgvqyfq57ndstaie7e5zwkkvvj7cwc6cpa@jpeg)
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
OoohRah! Happy birthday to the Marine Corps and its members. Oooh raah, devil dogs and all that other stuff. If you know a Marine, buy them a beer and read this to them as they won't be able to read it themselves. Celebrate, drink, then call for a ride!
Need help now? Call or text 988
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SAFER HOMES SUICIDE AWARE
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Many suicides are preventable. You can do something.
L: LOOK FOR SIGNS
E: EMPATHIZE AND LISTEN
A: ASK ABOUT SUICIDE
R: REDUCE THE DANGER
N: NEXT STEPS: SEEK HELP
988 SUICIDE & CRISIS LIFELINE
SAFER HOMES SUICIDE AWARE
SaferHomesCoalition.org
Many suicides are preventable. You can do something.
L: LOOK FOR SIGNS
E: EMPATHIZE AND LISTEN
A: ASK ABOUT SUICIDE
R: REDUCE THE DANGER
N: NEXT STEPS: SEEK HELP
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Need help now? Call or text 988
988 SUICIDE & CRISIS LIFELINE
SAFER HOMES SUICIDE AWARE
SaferHomesCoalition.org
Many suicides are preventable. You can do something.
L: LOOK FOR SIGNS
E: EMPATHIZE AND LISTEN
A: ASK ABOUT SUICIDE
R: REDUCE THE DANGER
N: NEXT STEPS: SEEK HELP
988 SUICIDE & CRISIS LIFELINE
SAFER HOMES SUICIDE AWARE
SaferHomesCoalition.org
Many suicides are preventable. You can do something.
L: LOOK FOR SIGNS
E: EMPATHIZE AND LISTEN
A: ASK ABOUT SUICIDE
R: REDUCE THE DANGER
N: NEXT STEPS: SEEK HELP
El Paso Giving Day ! The Arc of El Paso and Miracle League of El Paso could use some love. What other organizations do you think should get some donation dollars? El Paso Giving Day | October 16, 2025 share.google/Dnm866ST4iKI...
El Paso Giving Day | October 16, 2025
El Paso Giving Day is an online charitable giving campaign designed to shine a light on the essential work of nonprofit organizations and ignite the spirit of giving in our community.
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October 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
El Paso Giving Day ! The Arc of El Paso and Miracle League of El Paso could use some love. What other organizations do you think should get some donation dollars? El Paso Giving Day | October 16, 2025 share.google/Dnm866ST4iKI...
Is candy imported or what?
October 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Is candy imported or what?
Now that we have cured autism by banning Tylenol and early circumcision, we don't need special education.
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Education Department wipes out special ed office in shutdown layoffs, union says
The Education Department laid off nearly everyone at the Office of Special Education and Rehabilitative Services.
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October 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Now that we have cured autism by banning Tylenol and early circumcision, we don't need special education.
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Prescott - Javonte Williams! 37 - 14 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #DakPrescott #JavonteWilliams
October 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Prescott - Javonte Williams! 37 - 14 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #DakPrescott #JavonteWilliams
Prescott- Pickens! ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭/2 30 - 3 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Prescott- Pickens! ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭/2 30 - 3 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
Prescott - Ferguson! 66 yard run by J Williams! 23 - 3! ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #DakPrescott #DavonteWilliams #JakeFerguson
October 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Prescott - Ferguson! 66 yard run by J Williams! 23 - 3! ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #DakPrescott #DavonteWilliams #JakeFerguson
Liufau forces the fumble and SWilliams comes up with it. Prescott- J Williams! ✭ ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JavonteWilliams #MaristLiufau #SamWilliams
October 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Liufau forces the fumble and SWilliams comes up with it. Prescott- J Williams! ✭ ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JavonteWilliams #MaristLiufau #SamWilliams
Prescott - Ferguson 10 - 3 ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JakeFerguson
October 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Prescott - Ferguson 10 - 3 ✭ ✭/2 🤠🏈 #DALvsNYJ #DALvsNYJ2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JakeFerguson
What a game! Neither team would quit and the final score showed it. 40 - 40 ✭/2 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #JalenTolbert #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens #JavonteWilliams #JakeFerguson #JamesHouston #MarkqueseBell
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 AM
What a game! Neither team would quit and the final score showed it. 40 - 40 ✭/2 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #JalenTolbert #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens #JavonteWilliams #JakeFerguson #JamesHouston #MarkqueseBell
Smooth as butter 🧈!! 37 - 40 ✭/2 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #JalenTolbert #DakPrescott
September 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Smooth as butter 🧈!! 37 - 40 ✭/2 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #JalenTolbert #DakPrescott
Hurry up offense x 2! Prescott - Pickens. 34 - 37 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
September 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Hurry up offense x 2! Prescott - Pickens. 34 - 37 ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
Williams! ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 27 - 30 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JavonteWilliams
September 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Williams! ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 27 - 30 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JavonteWilliams
Prescott- Ferguson! 20 - 23 ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JakeFerguson
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Prescott- Ferguson! 20 - 23 ✭ ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #JakeFerguson
Hurry up offense! Excellent job Houston. ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens #JamesHouston
September 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hurry up offense! Excellent job Houston. ✭ ✭ 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens #JamesHouston
When all else fails, pump those legs and get it in! Great catch Pickens ✭ 13 - 9 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When all else fails, pump those legs and get it in! Great catch Pickens ✭ 13 - 9 🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #ButterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
Field goal block 2 pt defenseless attempt good. Congrats Markquese Bell🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #MarkqueseBell
September 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Field goal block 2 pt defenseless attempt good. Congrats Markquese Bell🤠🏈🏟 #GBvsDAL #GBvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #MarkqueseBell
Well that sucked. I'm still a proud cowboys fan I am worried for #CeeDeeLamb. I also note that a lot of teams are practicing on blocking. 14 - 31 ✭' ✭ 🤠🏈 #DALvsCHI #DALvsCHI2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #butterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
September 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Well that sucked. I'm still a proud cowboys fan I am worried for #CeeDeeLamb. I also note that a lot of teams are practicing on blocking. 14 - 31 ✭' ✭ 🤠🏈 #DALvsCHI #DALvsCHI2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #butterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
14 - 14 ✭ ✭' 🤠🏈 #DALvsCHI #DALvsCHI2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #butterAubrey #DakPrescott #GeorgePickens
September 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Leading offensive scorer, smooth as butter wins this game!!! ✭' ✭' ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 40 - 37🤠🏈🏟 #NYGvsDAL #NYGvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #DonovanWilson #DakPrescott
September 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Leading offensive scorer, smooth as butter wins this game!!! ✭' ✭' ✭ ✭ ✭ ✭ 40 - 37🤠🏈🏟 #NYGvsDAL #NYGvsDAL2025 #DallasCowboys #AmericasTeam #SomosCowboys #CowboysNation #DC4L #BrandonAubrey #DonovanWilson #DakPrescott