armchairrizzard.bsky.social
@armchairrizzard.bsky.social
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That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail.

Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now.

Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.
January 4, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Since a jury this week correctly determined that distributing sandwiches is not a crime, federal agents are now advised that we will be delivering their orders "in a kinetically enhanced fashion" at all our locations.

Please continue to eat my ass.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Rubbing his head 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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"you have the right to remain silent"

Elon Musk: she's breaking the law!
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM