Armored
@armoredwings.bsky.social
Equestrian and Dragon Ball obsessed
Collecting fictional men like Pokemon
Collecting fictional men like Pokemon
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Um, how do I unblock people on this app
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Um, how do I unblock people on this app
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I keep getting a lot of emails/dm requests about this: no. You never need my permission to use my music in fan animations/animation memes and the like. I encourage it. Thank you.
December 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I keep getting a lot of emails/dm requests about this: no. You never need my permission to use my music in fan animations/animation memes and the like. I encourage it. Thank you.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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You don't have to worry about me going to other people and talking bad about you, you did that to yourself. What I do know is that you're going tovgo to whomever will listen to you and spin everything you can to make yourself look like you where the innocent one, and I was the bad guy. Which is sad.
December 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You don't have to worry about me going to other people and talking bad about you, you did that to yourself. What I do know is that you're going tovgo to whomever will listen to you and spin everything you can to make yourself look like you where the innocent one, and I was the bad guy. Which is sad.
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I love this little job
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love this little job
When you buy a girth worth more than the saddle for special pony
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
When you buy a girth worth more than the saddle for special pony
Omg staawwhhp ❤️ 💋 I love when people still watch
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Omg staawwhhp ❤️ 💋 I love when people still watch
One day my mom was in the hospital again and I begged the nurses to use the vein light. Their egos were too big for that. So when inevitably they couldn't stick my mom's vein, my dad whispered to the nurse "I'm fielded trained in the army, let me do it."
(Part one)
(Part one)
October 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
One day my mom was in the hospital again and I begged the nurses to use the vein light. Their egos were too big for that. So when inevitably they couldn't stick my mom's vein, my dad whispered to the nurse "I'm fielded trained in the army, let me do it."
(Part one)
(Part one)
Every now and then I'm like "let me try having bed fun with another adult person" and twice I have met men who didn't realize you have to prep for backdoor stuff, so nevermind
September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Every now and then I'm like "let me try having bed fun with another adult person" and twice I have met men who didn't realize you have to prep for backdoor stuff, so nevermind
The only downside to correcting my low thyroid is I can no longer tell a few days ahead when my time-of-the-month is coming. I used to be able to feel it.
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The only downside to correcting my low thyroid is I can no longer tell a few days ahead when my time-of-the-month is coming. I used to be able to feel it.
*Stares at my phone as it rings, not answering, as clearly something is wrong at work but I don't care*
September 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
*Stares at my phone as it rings, not answering, as clearly something is wrong at work but I don't care*
Look at my whale shark, politely staying in this big circle
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Look at my whale shark, politely staying in this big circle
Headcanon that's probably widely accepted: Goku Black/Zamasu is gay AF
My addition: Maybe asexual, or grey sexual. Zamasu gives ace but Black doesn't, which makes NO sense they're the SAME PERSON
My addition: Maybe asexual, or grey sexual. Zamasu gives ace but Black doesn't, which makes NO sense they're the SAME PERSON
September 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Headcanon that's probably widely accepted: Goku Black/Zamasu is gay AF
My addition: Maybe asexual, or grey sexual. Zamasu gives ace but Black doesn't, which makes NO sense they're the SAME PERSON
My addition: Maybe asexual, or grey sexual. Zamasu gives ace but Black doesn't, which makes NO sense they're the SAME PERSON
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Sack of shit c-nservative grifter down!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Sack of shit c-nservative grifter down!!!!
Me: *threatens boss* One day I'm gonna take your glasses
Boss: I'm gonna take your momma's dentures
Me: Jokes on you! She doesn't use them!
Supervisor: Candra clock out, you won
Boss: I'm gonna take your momma's dentures
Me: Jokes on you! She doesn't use them!
Supervisor: Candra clock out, you won
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Me: *threatens boss* One day I'm gonna take your glasses
Boss: I'm gonna take your momma's dentures
Me: Jokes on you! She doesn't use them!
Supervisor: Candra clock out, you won
Boss: I'm gonna take your momma's dentures
Me: Jokes on you! She doesn't use them!
Supervisor: Candra clock out, you won
He's okay now, almost a year with three legs
August 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He's okay now, almost a year with three legs
Same dog two weeks apart. Check for foxtails.
August 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Same dog two weeks apart. Check for foxtails.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO GOD DAMN DUMB THAT YOU LOSE KEYS THAT ARE IN A **BAG** IN A DRAWER?! MOVE THE GOD DAMN CLIPBOARD!!!!
August 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
HOW CAN YOU BE SO GOD DAMN DUMB THAT YOU LOSE KEYS THAT ARE IN A **BAG** IN A DRAWER?! MOVE THE GOD DAMN CLIPBOARD!!!!