Hey @officialibanezguitars, is there any chance we can get an immolation_band Ross Dolan signature model soundgear? Dude has been using your models for decades, and I’m sure a lot of us would love a personalized Ross model.

What’s depression? When your heart starts racing for literally no reason and you’re like…”finally.”

Dolly Parton is an angel. We all know this. Have you seen a picture of her in her 20s?! She’s a smokin’ hot 10/10 angel.

So…with that information…

Tell me about Jolene that she could actually pull a dude away from that!

Being a content creator is like any other job. You have one task that you thoroughly enjoy - the actual takes/recording of the content - and about fifty tasks that you hate and have to endure because you chose to go down this path.

Idea: Airheads 2. Chaz: an aging rocker past his prime pining for his glory days. Rex: in and out of rehab for 30 years. Pip: 8 kids, a sextape, and a cult leader because of his ‘prowess.’ Ian’s trying to get the band back together.

Need: a scene where Chaz and O’malley share a beer in the bar.

Real talk…about 7 years ago a fan found out where I worked at the time (shoe store). Dude would call me up at the store like “so what’s your opinion on EMG pickups?” Like, dude…I’m at work! Do you need a pair of New Balance?! Ask me about that!!!

Gone 23 years now. Blasting my way through his discography today. Raise one up in his memory, and if you play, learn a riff or two in his memory.

To Chuck Schuldiner, may your legacy live forever!

#Death #DeathBand #chuckschuldiner #chuckschuldinerforever #ripchuck #ripchuckschuldiner

Not an everyday thing, but every once in a while it’s good to get drunk and look at videos of people being surprised with new puppies to remind you that life is beautiful sometimes.

I have never once gotten blackout drunk and I feel cheated. It sounds like the rest of you have had the time of your life and I actually have to remember being a prick.

Working on some sorta reinvention here. Some days it feels like a downgrade, some days it feels better. But the point is…I keep tacking on those days. They don’t stop. It implies that neither do I.

Well, I’m here. Entertain me. I’ll try to do the same.