anyway what no one but lwj knows is that wwx is the only coworker that he wants to bang. despite any distaste 😌 and soon after lwj gets to open what he's always wanted most: wwx's hole

little does lwj know that this is another one of wei ying's pranks! he thinks nothing of all the times wwx has come to him batting his eyelashes asking for help opening a water bottle until he walks in on wwx popping open a vacuum sealed shut container with ease

it's a good thing when they're adults they only care to play hide and seek by themselves 🙄

wwx coming in to the kitchen where lwj is shirtless and making tea: [brain short circuiting] um, hi
lwj, fixed on wwx's nipple and the untouched biteable length of his neck: hello

anyway now think of the modern au version where they're also cringe bc wwx goes through his emo/black clothes red lipstick heavy eyeliner phase and lwj goes through his reading glasses every day/sweater vests even during the summer phase and still fall in love 🙄

they saw each other at their most cringe and still had crushes on each other! that's true love babe! and now wwx annoys lwj not exclusively to make him mad but bc he knows lwj loves it; and every time lwj breaks a single rule it delights wwx like it's the first time :)

lwj resolutely thinks "you think i would ignore wei ying who wants me to kiss him??" but his throat is in pain so he can't say much at all. wwx tsks & says "ah my troublesome boyfriend." ofc this doesn't stop him for asking for kisses the next time he's sick anyway