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Madame Aronow
@aronow.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
lover of #tech, finder of narwhals, can fix my own printer, #cat parent. #queer #artist.

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://hachyderm.io/@aronow, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
Has the Tampon Tax finally come for the heteros?

And why doesn’t this product have a slogan like “guaranteed to fly straight”?

(Yes yes I’m sure there’s a real reason but let me have this head canon :blobfoxcrylaugh: )

#lgbtq
January 29, 2026 at 6:45 PM
NOBODY PANIC!!

new profile pic

same cat pics and weirdness

:neocat_heart: :neocat_heart: :neocat_heart:
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
[Women’s Health]

Does anyone know where to start the journey of diagnosing #endometriosis, #pcos, or #perimenopause?

Because my body is doing some weird shit and I don’t know what to ask for at the doctor.

TIA for any help! :neocat_heart:

#askfedi #advice #womenshealth
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This is my tiny delight for #today,
maybe yours too? :neofox_hug_haj_heart:

#haiku
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Best coworker is back on duty for #monday :neocat_heart:

How’s your week starting out, fedi friends?

#catsofmastodon #today #cats
January 26, 2026 at 8:02 PM
January 25, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Not Baby Pomp being the best coworker ever #today :neocat_heart:

How’s #friday treating you, fedi friends?

#wfh #catsofmastodon #caturdayeveryday #cats
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 PM
!!! This just in !!!

I found out folks who both #crochet and #knit are called bi-stitchual and… AMAZING :QueerCat_Bisexual:

#crafts #lgbtq #bisexual
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
[420]

I’m just trying to be an indica girl in a sativa world :ShadowCatMorning:

#highthoughts
January 21, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Reposted by Madame Aronow
Today is the 80th birthday of #tennessee living icon #dollyparton. I expect there was a steady stream of admirers at the ‘Dolly shrine’ in East #nashville. The caption is one of her quotes appropriate for #mld Day: “Of course Black lives matter. Do we think our […]

[Original post on mstdn.science]
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Me the moment one of my girls texts me their date was weird and I need to know if it’s the “let’s block him and add this to my lore” weird or the “Jenna takes a same day flight because she’s gotta go be a menace” weird :blobfoxrage:

(It was the former!)
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
STOP!

This is your #monday reminder that Baby Pomp does, in fact, have turkey toes.

May I present Exhibit A :blobfoxdetective:

#cats #catsofmastodon
January 19, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I’m just trying to sit here and enjoy my #edible and my #crossstitch but the world is on fire and the brain won’t stop braining :blobfoxupsidedowndizzy:

#anxiety #depression
January 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
🚨 Fedi friends, we got one! 🚨

I have a #civictech company #hiring a Mobile #engineer to work on an app that helps civilians and others to track congressional activity in real time.

You can view the JD and apply here […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
January 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
My FIL hosted his very first fancy dinner party yesterday and asked me to make some #cricut menus for the event.

It was 'Rock and Roll' themed and I'm pretty happy with how they came out - terrible puns provided to me and therefore I take no responsibility for them :blobfoxcrylaugh:
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Good morning, fedi friends!

At the dermatologist this morning for another 6-month skin check after the cancer back in 2024.

Wish me luck 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 4:36 PM
January 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
Baby Pomp required a change to my #lockscreen as part of my penance for “abandoning him”(going to Italy while hiring a fantastic cat sitter) “forever!”(less than a week)

But I can’t be mad because LOOK AT THAT FAAAAACE :neocat_heart:

What is everyone else […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Someone was too sleepy to remember he was mad at me for leaving and wanted love instead :neocat_heart:

#cats #caturday #catsofmastodon
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Hellllllp, I’m so awake :blobfox0_0:

#jetlag #travel
January 10, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Y’all! I have discovered the SF #airport lounge has nap rooms and I’m never going back to waiting upright :neocat_heart:

They gave me a HEATED blanket AND a chocolate?! I may actually not commit a murder in the airport #today 🙏
January 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I am once again reminded of the ridiculous up charge I would happily pay for child free #flights.

Like so much money.

#travel
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Remember that time when we used to literally say “hashtag ____” unironically?

#planethoughts
January 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM