grown woman gleefully unwraps her new squishmallow

turns out that “having fun and being yourself” will not get you through unraveling a knot of string lights

i love telling a bozo to get real

this is awesome bc it allows me to imagine the kind of person who would get a bucket of veg biryani at kentucky fried chicken

in many ways it’s nostalgic for me to open this app and see gay men’s thirst traps but as was the case on 2012 tumblr, i am once again not the target audience for this content im just a hag

bright ahh lights on a chevy truck you are NOT driving the polar express come on

i put the lad in lady

very on-brand that i’m finally teaching myself about music production so i can take a feature off of a mickey singh song i’m currently obsessed with

open.spotify.com/episode/4Y1a... new pod episode is 🆙 :-) we talk natalism, hag-dom, and queer futurism to round out our suite on the regime of heterosexuality

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 20,1954

last night we let the black mold talk

the 2010s tumblr deja vu rn…