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What I wouldn't give for It: Welcome to Derry Girls.
a woman in a blue jacket has a rainbow patch on her collar
Alt: The Derry Girls looking scared af
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December 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
What I wouldn't give for It: Welcome to Derry Girls.
October 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I am officially stomping the imaginary break when your parents are driving old.
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I am officially stomping the imaginary break when your parents are driving old.
It's weird, right, that one of the most anticipated book releases of the year, Brimstone by Callie Hart, has ZERO early reviews or even ARCs floating around, and the release date is less than 45 days away.
#booksky
#booksky
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's weird, right, that one of the most anticipated book releases of the year, Brimstone by Callie Hart, has ZERO early reviews or even ARCs floating around, and the release date is less than 45 days away.
#booksky
#booksky
I like how Faramir's only interactions with Hobbits are with the sassy ones, and he must think they're all short kings with big feet and even bigger d*cks.
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I like how Faramir's only interactions with Hobbits are with the sassy ones, and he must think they're all short kings with big feet and even bigger d*cks.
Theoden when asked to help Gondo out: They aren't good enough to suckle my weakest ponies.
Theoden when the fires of Amon Din are lit: WE RIDE AT DAWN!
Theoden when the fires of Amon Din are lit: WE RIDE AT DAWN!
September 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Theoden when asked to help Gondo out: They aren't good enough to suckle my weakest ponies.
Theoden when the fires of Amon Din are lit: WE RIDE AT DAWN!
Theoden when the fires of Amon Din are lit: WE RIDE AT DAWN!
I love how Samwise Gamgee just delivers tea piping hot to Faramir: "You wanna know how your brother died? Like the bitch he was and we'll get rid of you too if you don't get back in line!"
September 23, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I love how Samwise Gamgee just delivers tea piping hot to Faramir: "You wanna know how your brother died? Like the bitch he was and we'll get rid of you too if you don't get back in line!"
Does anyone ship show Sansa and Podrick?
August 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Does anyone ship show Sansa and Podrick?
I am about 50% into #theknightandthemoth and it is driving me insane that the point of view character is completely veiled from every character, including herself, yet she keeps giving other characters withering looks and looks of incredulity and, my dude, no one is seeing you serve these looks.
July 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I am about 50% into #theknightandthemoth and it is driving me insane that the point of view character is completely veiled from every character, including herself, yet she keeps giving other characters withering looks and looks of incredulity and, my dude, no one is seeing you serve these looks.
So you're telling me The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives after 2 seasons ends with a real life SNL Domingo sketch????
a man in a blue suit is holding a microphone in his hand .
Alt: Domingo dry humping air
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July 2, 2025 at 8:53 AM
So you're telling me The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives after 2 seasons ends with a real life SNL Domingo sketch????
Well, I've been doing this wrong my entire life
June 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Well, I've been doing this wrong my entire life
So you're telling me Gwendolyn Christie is RIGHT THERE and you're going to cast someone else as Queen Jadis in Narnia?
April 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
So you're telling me Gwendolyn Christie is RIGHT THERE and you're going to cast someone else as Queen Jadis in Narnia?
Still giggling at what the Karen patient in emergency who yelled for everyone to hear.
"Do you know who I am??? I am THE ANTICHRIST, and you're NOT going to f**k my husband!"
I want to put that on a t-shirt. Still tickled by that.
"Do you know who I am??? I am THE ANTICHRIST, and you're NOT going to f**k my husband!"
I want to put that on a t-shirt. Still tickled by that.
April 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Still giggling at what the Karen patient in emergency who yelled for everyone to hear.
"Do you know who I am??? I am THE ANTICHRIST, and you're NOT going to f**k my husband!"
I want to put that on a t-shirt. Still tickled by that.
"Do you know who I am??? I am THE ANTICHRIST, and you're NOT going to f**k my husband!"
I want to put that on a t-shirt. Still tickled by that.
Raspberry filled powdered donut for life.
you can only get ONE donut at the donut shop what donut are you getting
March 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Raspberry filled powdered donut for life.
I love how the guy in LOTR: 2 Towers who is sent to de-weaponize Aragorn, Gimli and Daddy-Issues has the same countenance as Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing "against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner". Good for you dude work your one line!
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I love how the guy in LOTR: 2 Towers who is sent to de-weaponize Aragorn, Gimli and Daddy-Issues has the same countenance as Beatrice in Much Ado About Nothing "against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner". Good for you dude work your one line!
I live for the episodes where Flambeau arrives on father brown
February 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I live for the episodes where Flambeau arrives on father brown
Oooo get to introduce Moulin Rouge to somebody who has never heard of it. This is going to go well. I can tell.
February 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oooo get to introduce Moulin Rouge to somebody who has never heard of it. This is going to go well. I can tell.
Ew, don't tell your coworker that I'm prettier with the mask off. Blurgh.
February 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Ew, don't tell your coworker that I'm prettier with the mask off. Blurgh.
Ok it's ben a few hours since the Bridgerton teaser and my timeline is NOT flooded with content and I am sad and now I have to go down the rapping hole to find my content. :(
February 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ok it's ben a few hours since the Bridgerton teaser and my timeline is NOT flooded with content and I am sad and now I have to go down the rapping hole to find my content. :(
Drew blood on a patient today who was absolutely adamant that needles terrify them and they just can not handle it.
Reader, their face was filled with botox and filler. Their face was practically a weigh station for needles.
Reader, their face was filled with botox and filler. Their face was practically a weigh station for needles.
February 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Drew blood on a patient today who was absolutely adamant that needles terrify them and they just can not handle it.
Reader, their face was filled with botox and filler. Their face was practically a weigh station for needles.
Reader, their face was filled with botox and filler. Their face was practically a weigh station for needles.
Cue my millennial happiness: Animalympocs is available to stream for free.
a cartoon of a squirrel and a penguin dancing in front of a neon sign
Alt: a cartoon of a squirrel and a penguin dancing in front of a neon sign
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February 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Cue my millennial happiness: Animalympocs is available to stream for free.
Hahahaha if you Google just the "drake", Kendrick Lamar pops up
February 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Hahahaha if you Google just the "drake", Kendrick Lamar pops up
I just had to draw on a patient that looked like Mama Coco from Coco, and now I feel like I stabbed a puppy.
a close up of an elderly woman 's face with her eyes closed .
Alt: a close up of an elderly woman 's face with her eyes closed .
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January 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I just had to draw on a patient that looked like Mama Coco from Coco, and now I feel like I stabbed a puppy.
Ugh, I was hoping The Witch's Daughter would have vibes like Robert Egger's The Witch, but it is not uplifting at all, and the what would be the most interesting bits are turned into literary montages.
#booksky
#booksky
January 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ugh, I was hoping The Witch's Daughter would have vibes like Robert Egger's The Witch, but it is not uplifting at all, and the what would be the most interesting bits are turned into literary montages.
#booksky
#booksky
January 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM