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Still bad at witty names
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I should prolly put something here. I stream and have a podcast that will one day get updated! She/They, neither man nor woman, I Just Have A Deep Voice(tm)
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Oh geez MM, that's quite the list of charges the Pigs have against you!
A collage of three post-it notes. On the left most furthest one back, which is a blue post-it, is a guinea pig holding the purple post-it note, the middle post-it, which is a document that says "Charges" at the top and is very long as to be continuing off the post-it. The rest of the document is scribbles and does not say anything. The right most and top-most post-it is yellow and depicts a mouse with their hands up and an exclamation point over their head to show their surprise. They have a hand-held pile bunker strapped to their side. The pile has a bit of blood on it.
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Oh no, a Guinea Pig has come to arrest MM for her extremely brutal murder!
A Guinea Pig stands on the left side of the panel. They are holding a gun and are wearing a police jacket with a star on it that resembles a sheriff star. This is because the artist wasn't sure people would recognize the National Sheriff Association's emblem which is an honest-to-god Fasci. On the right side of the canvas is a tan mouse with their hands up in surrender, with a pile bunker attached to their side where said mouse usually hangs their sword.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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What if a mouse was actually an Android fighting for the Glory of Ratkind?
A gray mouse is wearing a red-black dress with a cleavage window. She is also wearing white gloves with black fingers, boots with high heels, garters and her white underclothing is peaking out. There is filigree above the cleavage which is made up of the Cool S, Kilroy, some Japanese Katakana which makes a face and a :3 face. There is a silver sword with a white hilt floating behind the mouse. The mouse has white and grey hair, a black headband and a black blindfold on. The mouse is supposed to resemble 2B from NieR: Automata.
December 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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What if a mouse got buried in snow?
A grey mouse is buried under a bunch of snow. Their eyes and nose are poking out.
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Oh... the "GOD" it was meant for was a deity not... oh no...
A tan mouse stands in surprise and horror from a blood splattered throne and rear wall. They have a deployed pile bunker strapped to their arm that also has some blood on it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Why, its a God B Gone brand Pile Bunker from Oddly Specific Weaponry Co! This one straight punch will surely be enough to complete the job!
A grey rodent looks with wide eyes at a silver pile bunker with the words "God B Gone" on it, strapped on a pink arm. The pile bunker has it's rear driver (I think they are called) deployed with the spike in the front (the pile) retracted for deployment. A pilebunker is a weapon usually associated with SciFi where a spike, called the "pile," is propelled into the target at immense speed causing massive damage as it is a lot of force focused in a small area. Sometimes the pile is blunt upon which the idea is to project a lot of force over a wider area for more widespread destruction. This particular model has a driver that weighs quite a bit that drops back and then will be propelled forward (likely from an explosive in the rear shaped to add it's force in one direction) but really the exact mechanics do not matter, it is a weapon witch is a spike that go fast and make target go splat.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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After an unbelievable number of chapters of a Manhwa we are skipping over, MM has finally climbed the Skyscraper of GOD to arrive at the throne of GOD (Grand Ol' Diatomiydae) and is ready to rumble! But wait, what is that strapped to her arm..?
A large dark grey mouse of the genus Diatomyidae sits in a golden throne with a red back. There is a tan mouse approaching them with a silver contraption strapped to their arm.
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Off she goes, to do the job. It'll be tough but hey, in this economy you can't be picky!
A sketch of a mouse in some sort of motor vehicle is on a torn yellow post-it note. In a blue post-it that the yellow one is on top of is a sketch of a highway. On a pink post-it that the other two are on is a city scape with clouds of smog with THRONE OF GOD written on the tallest building. The art price is supposed to invoke a terrible cyberpunk city.
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Well it cost her a pretty penny but MM has purchased something that will certainly get the job done (and if it won't, nothing else could!)
A tan mouse holding a white package is walking towards a red car. Behind the mouse is a brown store with a large white sign that says "WEAPONS 4 U" on it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Oh hey, MM got a new job! Let's see what it-

....

...MM is gonna need to upgrade her arsenal
A comic that has been split into two sections. The top section shows a tan mouse with a sword in a brown sheath looking at a computer monitor. The monitor reads "ATTACK and DETHRONE GOD". The bottom section is a close up of the tan mouse who now has eye bags under their eye.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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What if a certain mouse had to infiltrate a race?
A white and orange mouse sits on top of a motorized monowheel. The unicycle is mint green with a gold front and a lighter gold wheelcover. The wheel has an eye in the middle of the wheel, the eye is brown with light brown highlights. This is reference Kirby Airriders, with the monowheel being the Scooter and the mouse being Rick.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Oh dear, it looks like MM got turbo wrecked...
A tan mouse lays in a limp position with thier eyes closed. Above them is a red heart floating, and the text "Continue?" under hem. It is a reference to the Kingdom hearts gameover screens.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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What if a mouse made sure to wear layers when going outside?
A tan mouse is wearing multiple jackets. They are, in order, pink, glue, green and red from innermost to outermost jacket. There is a sword lapel stitched into the red jacket. The mouse has no tail because it has been brought up into the jacket because it is so cold, totally not because the artist forgot to draw it.
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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What if a mouse was cold and a bit stressed so it went out of it's way to enjoy a little treat and stay warm?
A brown mouse is snuggled up under a purple blanket. They are holding a cup of a warm beverage in their hand with some whipped cream on top. The blanket has some gold pictures of various kinds of swords on it, namely a dagger, a great sword, a kopesh, a scimitar and a kris.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Cool mice don't look at explosions
On a blue post-it note is a rough approximation of an explosion that says "KAPOW!!" in the center. On part of a purple post-it is a mouse wearing shades holding a lollipop much like an action hero from the 80s would hold a cigarette after a battle who is walking away and not looking at the explosion.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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What if you drew a mouse from a weird angle?
A sorta under-the-chin drawing of a mouse. The mouse is brown and lighter brown.
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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How to Draw a Mouse
A four panel comic. First panel read "Step 1" at the top and "Make two dots, once for the eye and one for the nose" at the bottom. There are two dots in the middle of the panel. Second panel reads "Step 2" at the top and "Draw a little ear, how cute!" at the bottom. There are two half circles, one within the other, alongside the two dots from before. Third panel reads "Step 3" at the top and "Connect the lower dot with the ear and make the upper body. Don't forget the whiskers!!" at the bottom. The two dots and two half-circles are now connected and the shape of a head of a mouse in the artist's style has formed. Panel 4 reads "Step 4" at the top and "Draw the rest of the fucking mouse" at the bottom. There is now a fully drawn mouse in the artist's style, colored brown with pink arms, legs, tail and inner ear. There is also a sword in the panel.
November 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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What if a mouse was the origin point of a waterfall?
A brown mouse head is at the top of a mountainous background with a light blue sky above. On the side of the mountain are other mountains because the artist couldn't find a better brush for this and has to get ready to leave for something soon so needed to do *something*. The mouse head is crying water which is collecting at the bottom in a pool. In the sky is a yellow sun directly above. To the left are three birds. On the right are several clouds, including 7 in the formation of the meme Loss.jpeg .
November 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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After a long adventure, MM likes to take a nap against her SnoozeRat brand cushion. Rest well, hero!
A tan mouse rests with ther back against a large cushion. The large cushion looks like a very simple sketch of a rat, made up of a half circle with a tail and a nose. All of the cushion is is the same grey color. It has a closed eye and three "z"s on it. There is a sword next to the mouse with a brown sheathe and three green gems on it's hilt and pommel.
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Aww, the hawk was just trying to help the mouse get a closer look!
A tand mouse rides ont he back of a brown hawk. In the background is a smiling sun. To the right of the art are three ducks all coloured white. There are two clouds, one is a star giving a thumbs up, the other is just a sword.
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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What if a mouse went bird watching?
A grey mouse is standing on green ground and looking at distant birds through binoculars. The sky is blue and clear except two small clouds, once of which looks like a sword and the other looks like a star giving a thumbs up, artist did not mean to do that but its pretty cute actually. The mouse is about to be snatched up by a hawk coming in from behind them.
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Tiny mouse in a tiny rocketship
A small mouse is sitting in a small rocketship. They are surrounded my stars and a crescent moon. The entire thing has a purple tint because it was drawn on a purple post-it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Did you know that MM was a giant nerd in High School?
A tan mouse looks at the viewer. They are wearing a black hat that says "#1 Math Fan". They are wearing a blue shirt with a front pocket which has three small pens/swords in it. They have two sticking out teeth with braces on them. They have slight traces of acne on their face. There is a caption under them that says "Least Likely To Become A Mercenary:. The art is supposed to look like a high school yearbook photo.
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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What if a mouse was a droid?
A weird droid thing with dark tan on top and dark blue on bottom. There is a nose sticking out the front, with ears on the top and a mouse tail in the back. The drone is supposed to look like a mouse droid from Star wars because it is a giant pun.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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When I graduated college back in June 2011, I was suffering what had been up to that point both the greatest existential questioning of where I was going to go I had in my life, and also the biggest dissociative episode I had ever had. As I sat there, alone surrounded by strangers...
In a field of green two mice sit looking away from the viewer. They are sitting in brown chairs with their tails sticking out the side. Each has a small college graduation cap on their heads. They are passing a flask between them. The mouse on the left is drawn in watercolors (digital brush) while the mouse on the right is drawn in pencil (digital brush).
November 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM