advil lavigne
@arr0tt.bsky.social
wet hot american bummer • she/her
merry christmas to everyone except ice thugs and fascists and spineless liberal politicians who’d happily let us all suffer just to get their bag. seasons beatings, bitch
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
merry christmas to everyone except ice thugs and fascists and spineless liberal politicians who’d happily let us all suffer just to get their bag. seasons beatings, bitch
uhh yeah boss it’s part of my workflow to eat kraft mac n cheese in bed and watch law and order. yeah it’s also part of my workflow to not answer my emails. it’s all integral to the process
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
uhh yeah boss it’s part of my workflow to eat kraft mac n cheese in bed and watch law and order. yeah it’s also part of my workflow to not answer my emails. it’s all integral to the process
it’s crazy how the doctor said my ribs are all fucked up. he doesn’t know shit probably. once the lidocaine patch and the double extra strength tylenol and the extended release cough suppressant and the edible kicks in i feel awesome
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
it’s crazy how the doctor said my ribs are all fucked up. he doesn’t know shit probably. once the lidocaine patch and the double extra strength tylenol and the extended release cough suppressant and the edible kicks in i feel awesome
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
i am very gay and very emotionally well adjusted. which is a lot more than i can say for some people i’m related to
December 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
i am very gay and very emotionally well adjusted. which is a lot more than i can say for some people i’m related to
i am eating a large burrito bowl and have had a day that i will never specifically have to have ever again. and the burrito bowl is so good
December 18, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i am eating a large burrito bowl and have had a day that i will never specifically have to have ever again. and the burrito bowl is so good
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Have you noticed? When someone points to our responsibility—individual and personal, or collective and societal—to end an abuse, the question asked next is very rarely about *how* to do it, but how to *prevent* us from doing it, for fear of doing it the wrong way.
www.the-reframe.com/f/
www.the-reframe.com/f/
Stories We Tell
Recognizing victims and villains is not creating victims and villains. A series on living in a culture of repair, against a culture of abuse.
www.the-reframe.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Have you noticed? When someone points to our responsibility—individual and personal, or collective and societal—to end an abuse, the question asked next is very rarely about *how* to do it, but how to *prevent* us from doing it, for fear of doing it the wrong way.
www.the-reframe.com/f/
www.the-reframe.com/f/
what a singular experience it is to go to the mall looking for a nice pair of boots for your mom’s funeral
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
what a singular experience it is to go to the mall looking for a nice pair of boots for your mom’s funeral
oh………………….. hello there
December 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
oh………………….. hello there
on the monday of my last week in high school i got a severe concussion when a kid on the other side of some double doors decided to be a cool guy and karate kick them open….. directly into my face. so i was severely concussed w/ a hairline fracture for all my finals, graduation ceremony, you name it
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
on the monday of my last week in high school i got a severe concussion when a kid on the other side of some double doors decided to be a cool guy and karate kick them open….. directly into my face. so i was severely concussed w/ a hairline fracture for all my finals, graduation ceremony, you name it
today is honey’s birthday. she would have been 17. she was a wonderful, weird little dog and i miss her every day. she had such a great time all the time, no matter what, and my life is forever better for having known her, the little goblin. everybody say good job honey
December 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
today is honey’s birthday. she would have been 17. she was a wonderful, weird little dog and i miss her every day. she had such a great time all the time, no matter what, and my life is forever better for having known her, the little goblin. everybody say good job honey
i would like to formally apologize for making fun of the warning label on the extra strength cough suppressant. you were right all along and i’m sorry i laughed at you. please make the room stop being upside down
December 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i would like to formally apologize for making fun of the warning label on the extra strength cough suppressant. you were right all along and i’m sorry i laughed at you. please make the room stop being upside down
i have a tattoo of a gravestone that says “i’m good” with a little thumbs up on it and the more shit happens to me the funnier it gets
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i have a tattoo of a gravestone that says “i’m good” with a little thumbs up on it and the more shit happens to me the funnier it gets
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샛열여우: 샛열여우는 따끈따끈 샛열을 내는 여우입니다. 여우의 발 걸음걸음마다 잔꽃과 연둣빛 잔디가 피어납니다. -샛열여우 中
December 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
샛열여우: 샛열여우는 따끈따끈 샛열을 내는 여우입니다. 여우의 발 걸음걸음마다 잔꽃과 연둣빛 잔디가 피어납니다. -샛열여우 中
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
i’m not saying he wasn’t a good writer or didn’t have a strong cultural impact but whenever i read anything by bukowski all i can think about is what a massive tool he sounds like
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i’m not saying he wasn’t a good writer or didn’t have a strong cultural impact but whenever i read anything by bukowski all i can think about is what a massive tool he sounds like
i’d rather die and be dead
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i’d rather die and be dead
literally everyone i’ve talked to this week at work has been like “oh you sound /terrible/“ and like…… thank you i am
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
literally everyone i’ve talked to this week at work has been like “oh you sound /terrible/“ and like…… thank you i am
really admire law and order’s willingness to just be wrong about shit, constantly. at least once an episode my head snaps up like it’s trying to leave and i hear the words “i don’t think that’s right” leave my dumb human mouth
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 AM
really admire law and order’s willingness to just be wrong about shit, constantly. at least once an episode my head snaps up like it’s trying to leave and i hear the words “i don’t think that’s right” leave my dumb human mouth
i have been letting svu play essentially uninterrupted for two days straight and am delighted to announce that we have now entered olivia’s pixie cut era. truly a beautiful time for humanity
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
i have been letting svu play essentially uninterrupted for two days straight and am delighted to announce that we have now entered olivia’s pixie cut era. truly a beautiful time for humanity
i am sick at work. when you send me emails you are emailing a little sleepy sick person who just wants to go back to bed, which makes you a monster. if you email me you are a monster
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i am sick at work. when you send me emails you are emailing a little sleepy sick person who just wants to go back to bed, which makes you a monster. if you email me you are a monster
i am sick and i’m going to deal with it the same way i’ve been doing since i was ten years old: by eating maruchan instant ramen and marathoning law and order svu
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i am sick and i’m going to deal with it the same way i’ve been doing since i was ten years old: by eating maruchan instant ramen and marathoning law and order svu
just watched my niece, 8, make a series of loud and horrifying noises before turning to her grandpa and saying “that’s me yelling”
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
just watched my niece, 8, make a series of loud and horrifying noises before turning to her grandpa and saying “that’s me yelling”
the older i get the more i really understand pete hornberger
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the older i get the more i really understand pete hornberger
since i have the day off i decided to clean up my onedrive on my personal laptop today. this was a great decision because onedrive is so well organized and easy to use. my favorite thing about it is how it clearly wasn’t designed by evil, hate-filled little warlocks
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
since i have the day off i decided to clean up my onedrive on my personal laptop today. this was a great decision because onedrive is so well organized and easy to use. my favorite thing about it is how it clearly wasn’t designed by evil, hate-filled little warlocks