Arrakis All-American
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I have sleep paralysis dreams where I’m terrorized by Wonkman
Jace is dressed like a leprechaun #mormonwives
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Jace is dressed like a leprechaun #mormonwives
My current favorite type of Reel is boring white guys filming their office jobs and arguing with people in the comments about how they’re not wasting their lives
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My current favorite type of Reel is boring white guys filming their office jobs and arguing with people in the comments about how they’re not wasting their lives
A very close friend of mine is currently “under fire” for committing war crimes on BOATS in the ocean. They’re telling me “sir, these Double Tap Strikes are illegal.” Do we believe that? I once bowled a perfect game — that’s 12 strikes in a row. The democrats don’t want you to know that.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A very close friend of mine is currently “under fire” for committing war crimes on BOATS in the ocean. They’re telling me “sir, these Double Tap Strikes are illegal.” Do we believe that? I once bowled a perfect game — that’s 12 strikes in a row. The democrats don’t want you to know that.
Drunk tv host Pint Hegseth is a war criminal in addition to being a wife beater 👍
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Drunk tv host Pint Hegseth is a war criminal in addition to being a wife beater 👍
I think I could’ve easily been a founding father. Maybe even one of the best ones!
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think I could’ve easily been a founding father. Maybe even one of the best ones!
Hearing word that the Duffer Brothers did a special screening of Stranger Things season 5 for Dick Cheney right before he passed 🙏
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Hearing word that the Duffer Brothers did a special screening of Stranger Things season 5 for Dick Cheney right before he passed 🙏
Lowkey depressing af Dick Cheney never got to see the end of Stranger Things 💔
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Lowkey depressing af Dick Cheney never got to see the end of Stranger Things 💔
My 5-9 before my 9-5 as a big dumb moron who poops his pants every day
October 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My 5-9 before my 9-5 as a big dumb moron who poops his pants every day
Jake “Pants” Browning
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Jake “Pants” Browning
One of the best things about working in an office is eating all the food your coworkers bring for lunch when they’re at their desks 💯
September 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
One of the best things about working in an office is eating all the food your coworkers bring for lunch when they’re at their desks 💯
Just got a job as a product tester with Weyland-Yutani! Can’t wait for this next chapter in my career.
September 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Just got a job as a product tester with Weyland-Yutani! Can’t wait for this next chapter in my career.
Buying Jelly Roll Jibbitz for my camo Crocs
August 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Buying Jelly Roll Jibbitz for my camo Crocs
Best south park in years
July 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Best south park in years
President Facebook Grandpa
Trump on his fake white genocide allegations against South Africa: "It'll be the end of the country if it's not resolved."
May 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
President Facebook Grandpa
They should let Trump still be president when he becomes pope
May 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They should let Trump still be president when he becomes pope
President Dumbass is really single-handed ruining the economy
President Trump on Monday renewed his call for the Federal Reserve to immediately cut interest rates to cushion the potential fallout from his trade war
Trump Renews Call for Rate Cut, Slams Fed Chair
President hinted last week that he might look to fire Jerome Powell.
www.wsj.com
April 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
President Dumbass is really single-handed ruining the economy
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Sen. Bernie Sanders turned to the audience during CNN's town hall with Anderson Cooper to ask if the American health care system is working. The audience included a mix of Democrats, Republicans and Independents.
April 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sen. Bernie Sanders turned to the audience during CNN's town hall with Anderson Cooper to ask if the American health care system is working. The audience included a mix of Democrats, Republicans and Independents.
Reposted by Arrakis All-American
one of my tiktok followers made this
April 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
one of my tiktok followers made this
I bet Todd Golden went absolutely nutty in the DMs last night
April 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I bet Todd Golden went absolutely nutty in the DMs last night
Market crash is actually the only way to put an end to woke DEI once and for all
April 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Market crash is actually the only way to put an end to woke DEI once and for all
Perfectly timed email from my 401k provider
April 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Perfectly timed email from my 401k provider
These are some of the dumbest people alive
March 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
These are some of the dumbest people alive
Marine Le Loser
March 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Marine Le Loser
Morgan Wallen is the perfect avatar for the American right: an ignorant, bigoted hog who’s literally too drunk and stupid to understand why lots of people don’t like him.
lol feels like Morgan Wallen didn't get the warmest welcome from the cast
March 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Morgan Wallen is the perfect avatar for the American right: an ignorant, bigoted hog who’s literally too drunk and stupid to understand why lots of people don’t like him.
I have decided to sell my failing company to another company I own that hasn’t failed yet
March 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I have decided to sell my failing company to another company I own that hasn’t failed yet