// fart

:03

absurdly flattering coming from you frankly!!!!!!!

YES MY QUEEN 🫡🫡🫡

its colorful and sparkly how could you possibly apologize

"...Until the balloon did what balloons do"

Smh is she stupid?

#gas #inflation

terrifying ✨

cute to think there's any help anyone could give right now :3

my favorite arbys employee returns 💚💚💚

would exploding early be a mercy... that dread that ticking clock that is that dull itchy tightness spreading across your midsection

spending days completely immobilized just waiting for it to happen by the end

slowly swelling up over the course of weeks or months among the ruins of civilization. scraps strewn all over. recognizing friends. sometimes seeing someone barely holding out, though you tend to hear them going off more often than seeing them