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@arrpeebee.bsky.social
Husband, pastor, comedian, medical financial coordinator, armchair American historian, disabled but fighting every day, owner of too many pets.
Am I celebrating or mocking the fact that Charlie Kirk? Not in the least. I believe one gun death is way too many. But Mr. Kirk literally said this is an acceptable outcome to protect the Second Amendment, so I do believe he is reaping exactly what he sowed.
September 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Am I celebrating or mocking the fact that Charlie Kirk? Not in the least. I believe one gun death is way too many. But Mr. Kirk literally said this is an acceptable outcome to protect the Second Amendment, so I do believe he is reaping exactly what he sowed.
Happy #InternationalDogDay from the Fort. Cat tax to make up for the ugly sideways human head.
August 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Happy #InternationalDogDay from the Fort. Cat tax to make up for the ugly sideways human head.
I really don't give a damn about Cracker Barrel, but I sure would like the complete, unredacted Epstein Files to be released.
August 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I really don't give a damn about Cracker Barrel, but I sure would like the complete, unredacted Epstein Files to be released.
The MAGA version of My Two Dads sucks.
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The MAGA version of My Two Dads sucks.
My before & after lamb roast after following the @radiofreetom.bsky.social recipe #Episcopal #NotOrthodox #Delicious #EasterDinner
April 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My before & after lamb roast after following the @radiofreetom.bsky.social recipe #Episcopal #NotOrthodox #Delicious #EasterDinner
The name's Tough.
HANK Tough.
HANK Tough.
April 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The name's Tough.
HANK Tough.
HANK Tough.
No. I absolutely do not.
February 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
No. I absolutely do not.
Sometimes when you FA you FO.
February 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sometimes when you FA you FO.
Chaos In Repose: A study of light and shadow reflecting off of an agent of destruction in recharge mode.
December 29, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Chaos In Repose: A study of light and shadow reflecting off of an agent of destruction in recharge mode.
They give you a box of Twinkles? I heard they were back but I haven't seen them in stores yet. That is my kind of hotel room!
December 28, 2024 at 10:14 PM
They give you a box of Twinkles? I heard they were back but I haven't seen them in stores yet. That is my kind of hotel room!
Put. The bunny. Back in the box.
December 19, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Put. The bunny. Back in the box.
I appreciate that the loop of inane chatter that I have to sit through to get an insurance rep is saying "a representative will be with you as soon as possible," not "a representative will be with you shortly."
December 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
I appreciate that the loop of inane chatter that I have to sit through to get an insurance rep is saying "a representative will be with you as soon as possible," not "a representative will be with you shortly."
Me to both of my employers: "I'm taking the day off to attend to a personal matter."
One of my employers:
BTW - anyone have any leads on remote work they can throw my way? This is the straw that broke the camel's back.
One of my employers:
BTW - anyone have any leads on remote work they can throw my way? This is the straw that broke the camel's back.
December 16, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Me to both of my employers: "I'm taking the day off to attend to a personal matter."
One of my employers:
BTW - anyone have any leads on remote work they can throw my way? This is the straw that broke the camel's back.
One of my employers:
BTW - anyone have any leads on remote work they can throw my way? This is the straw that broke the camel's back.
Me looking at Will
December 16, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Me looking at Will
Me when I see a drone flying over my house
December 16, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Me when I see a drone flying over my house
People are posting their black cats for #FridayThe13th so I figured I'd post a pic of my baby EB8, who was taken from us way too soon a couple of months ago. I miss you, my little purr monster.
December 14, 2024 at 3:01 AM
People are posting their black cats for #FridayThe13th so I figured I'd post a pic of my baby EB8, who was taken from us way too soon a couple of months ago. I miss you, my little purr monster.
This morning, I had to blow my nose. I felt something drip off of my mustache, looked down & realized I had a nosebleed & looked like I was in Fight Club.
I got it to stop, but it might have ruined my favorite @toadthewetsprocket shirt. #ToadTheRedSprocket #BloodyHell
I got it to stop, but it might have ruined my favorite @toadthewetsprocket shirt. #ToadTheRedSprocket #BloodyHell
December 11, 2024 at 3:00 PM
This morning, I had to blow my nose. I felt something drip off of my mustache, looked down & realized I had a nosebleed & looked like I was in Fight Club.
I got it to stop, but it might have ruined my favorite @toadthewetsprocket shirt. #ToadTheRedSprocket #BloodyHell
I got it to stop, but it might have ruined my favorite @toadthewetsprocket shirt. #ToadTheRedSprocket #BloodyHell
I like Taylor Swift. I like her music. I love her positivity & how she is helping girls & young women claim their power.
All that being said, this is quite possibly the lowest possible bar for her to have to hurdle in the history of bars to be hurdled.
All that being said, this is quite possibly the lowest possible bar for her to have to hurdle in the history of bars to be hurdled.
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I like Taylor Swift. I like her music. I love her positivity & how she is helping girls & young women claim their power.
All that being said, this is quite possibly the lowest possible bar for her to have to hurdle in the history of bars to be hurdled.
All that being said, this is quite possibly the lowest possible bar for her to have to hurdle in the history of bars to be hurdled.
David French is a shitheel.
In other breaking news, water is wet.
In other breaking news, water is wet.
December 9, 2024 at 3:34 PM
David French is a shitheel.
In other breaking news, water is wet.
In other breaking news, water is wet.
Post a picture you took to bring some zen into the zone…
November 17, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Post a picture you took to bring some zen into the zone…
In before the 1st million users. And I suck just as much here as I do on all the other sites, only earlier in development!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #865,403!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #865,403!
September 17, 2024 at 1:06 PM
In before the 1st million users. And I suck just as much here as I do on all the other sites, only earlier in development!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #865,403!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #865,403!
I usually loathe the creeping of seasonal merchandise. I don't want to see Santa when I go to the dollar store on November 1st to buy half priced Reese's. But for this, I make an exception.
Sincerely,
Unapologetic Basic White Boy
Sincerely,
Unapologetic Basic White Boy
August 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I usually loathe the creeping of seasonal merchandise. I don't want to see Santa when I go to the dollar store on November 1st to buy half priced Reese's. But for this, I make an exception.
Sincerely,
Unapologetic Basic White Boy
Sincerely,
Unapologetic Basic White Boy
