Smalls shared her cold with me this weekend.

Had to grab the last box of Kleenex from the back, where it lived next to the dryer sheets.

Every single tissue in this box has smelled like Spring Breeze or some crap, and now I’m one of those “Dryer sheets are ruining the world!” people.😒👿

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy…

Came home from work because of a migraine. Thankfully I’m feeling better now.
As for the rest of my afternoon?
I give you a story in 2 parts.
#momsofbluesky #toddlersofbluesky

Yesterday at work, I got to paint! Such a fun lunch hour, listening to Bob Ross and making messes.
Looks just like his, I swear!😂 #thejoyofpainting

Happy Caturday! I have no idea how Kitty remains so patient with our little gremlins!
Years and years ago she was feral, and somehow she came out sweet and cuddly and more patient than any cat I’ve ever known! #caturday

If anyone wants to read a fascinating and kind of horrifying book about how someone who comes from a “good family” and was “raised right” can turn in to a monster, I’d highly recommend this book.
It just took a few pivotal moments in her life and she bought in to all of it.

How does one get off the planet??
I’m pretty sure I’m done with this one, and I’d like to go somewhere else, please!😳🤬😩

Last week, Biggie and some of her friends decided they were going to have a “war” at school.
The only problem? She left her “war plans” at Grandma’s house!🤷🏻‍♀️
(Gma was cool and brought them by, though!)
Her new nickname is Hegseth!😂 #WarPlans

“You are increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument.”
President Zelenskyy is a fucking boss! If only we had a President with that much integrity and love for country!

They frequently get attacked by raccoons, because the raccoons think they look like dumpsters, too!😆

So who was it who said #tariffs won’t raise prices?!?
Took me years to find a bra that fits well and is comfortable, and now I’m going to have to keep looking.🤬

I never thought that sheer incompetence would give me hope, but here you have it!🤷🏻‍♀️🙏🏼😆

Kitty stole the toddler’s blanky! But they were just sharing snacks, so at least they made up!🥰🤣

My parents invited Biggie and I to the #NationalWesternStockShow tonight. It’s always a fun time, and Biggie had a blast!
And my Mom would like to officially point out that, yes, it WAS her first rodeo!😂

Here’s my Kitty, taking her Caturday nap!🥰
Right before the toddler dropped a plastic tub on her!🤦🏻‍♀️🤣