Arti, the Lightning Count
@articerile.bsky.social
UK's best Pokkén Fraud, EVO confirmed. Première source for inane posts about Card Games. Occasional content creator. They/them.
that's what Ed Edd and Eddy theorists say
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
that's what Ed Edd and Eddy theorists say
he should have watched it when it first went up and said parkour, unless he also believes shmovement is against God's will.
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
he should have watched it when it first went up and said parkour, unless he also believes shmovement is against God's will.
eat the shiny card?
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
eat the shiny card?
Oh my god are you still going?
She's literally funding anti-trans legislation in the UK.
She's literally funding anti-trans legislation in the UK.
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Oh my god are you still going?
She's literally funding anti-trans legislation in the UK.
She's literally funding anti-trans legislation in the UK.
spaghetti and walls I guess
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
spaghetti and walls I guess
I spout a bunch of shit, eventually some of it is going to have some merit.
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I spout a bunch of shit, eventually some of it is going to have some merit.
what a unique experience, never been called a bot before
which is wild because I feel like it's pretty easy to tell otherwise
which is wild because I feel like it's pretty easy to tell otherwise
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
what a unique experience, never been called a bot before
which is wild because I feel like it's pretty easy to tell otherwise
which is wild because I feel like it's pretty easy to tell otherwise
the formatting on my phone made me read the 'w' of was and then scan down into the 'anker' and was going to say that was uncalled for.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
the formatting on my phone made me read the 'w' of was and then scan down into the 'anker' and was going to say that was uncalled for.
God, I know it would be funny if I did for a laugh, but I'd never hear the end of it.
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
God, I know it would be funny if I did for a laugh, but I'd never hear the end of it.
I think he might have finally gone to sleep
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I think he might have finally gone to sleep
It's why orcas were attacking boats, it was self-preservation from seeing an apex predator.
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
It's why orcas were attacking boats, it was self-preservation from seeing an apex predator.
Okay then, so what's your problem with making fun of rich executives who get their money by exploiting workers for profit and taking the lions share of any revenue earned from their work?
November 14, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Okay then, so what's your problem with making fun of rich executives who get their money by exploiting workers for profit and taking the lions share of any revenue earned from their work?
Okay I'm back on board with him being a troll now.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Okay I'm back on board with him being a troll now.
I'm not, not everything is about you Ben, unless you're an executive with multiple yachts.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I'm not, not everything is about you Ben, unless you're an executive with multiple yachts.
It's the only reason I can understand why they would need to buy multiple of them.
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It's the only reason I can understand why they would need to buy multiple of them.
Think about the poor executives! They'll literally die if they can't buy another yacht!
It is my understanding that executives eat yachts.
It is my understanding that executives eat yachts.
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Think about the poor executives! They'll literally die if they can't buy another yacht!
It is my understanding that executives eat yachts.
It is my understanding that executives eat yachts.