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Phill Coady
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I make music.

Science Associates on the wonderful world of the worldwide web:
https://linktr.ee/ScienceAssociates

Lost album from the late 90s:
https://on.soundcloud.com/qzZWZQ4V3ozZcFNf6
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Does anyone want to buy this off me? Absolutely dreadful, ruined Christmas.
The box for the official board game of hit BBC show “The Traitors.” Doesn’t even include a Claudia wig.
December 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Morris The Cat only has to wait until he’s been to the vets tonight to have his cone removed. We’re all looking forward to the end of this terrible ordeal.
Morris, a white cat with one blue eye and one yellow eye, sulks on a bed because he’s got to wear a plastic cone and he’s not allowed out. Morris, a white cat with one blue eye and one yellow eye wearing a plastic cone, sits mournfully by the kitchen door pleading to be let out. Morris, a white cat with one blue eye and one yellow eye, sulks on the floor because he’s got to wear a plastic cone and he’s not allowed out.
December 10, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Poor Morris the cat has been bitten by some creature during an adventure in the wilderness, so is having to wear a cone and take anti-biotics for an infection.

He’s not happy about it. He’s not happy about ANY of it.
Morris the cat wearing a plastic cone. He’s not happy about it. Morris the cat wearing a plastic cone. He’s really not happy about it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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It’s a bold claim, but has it ended 8 wars?
A box of Twinings “Peace” teabags.
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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I know Apple made a big deal at the start about the playlists being human curated, I’m not sure how true it is now though?
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Over on Apple Music, there’s at least 3 different but apparently identical releases. Plus it’s been added to a bunch of playlists since I looked this morning.
Screenshot of Apple Music page for the song I Run by HAVEN.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Morris the cat has hurt his leg and is having the wear The Cone. He’s not happy about it.
Morris the cat sits dejectedly wearing a transparent plastic cone around his head. He’s not happy about it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, in the style of the Zohran Mamdani campaign poster.
November 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I know this isn’t a new observation, but do the people who make these websites, actually look at these website?
A screenshot of The Mirror’s absolutely unusable website. The main story is partially visible in a tiny window surrounded by adverts and other links.
November 7, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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We were never sure if he had a home, he simply moved into to our house when we moved in. We eventually tried to take him to vet because his fur was badly matted, but they told us we had to find if he had an owner first because “You can’t go round shaving other people’s cats Mr. Coady.”
Titan, the ginger Maine Coon cat.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A neighbours Maine Coon cat, Titan, used to hang out in our house all the time.

He was ace.
Titan, a ginger Maine Coon cat sprawls majestically across a sofa.
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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The Lion King (1994)
A white cat (Morris) sits on a tree stump surveying his wilderness kingdom on the other side of the train tracks, the caption reads The Lion King (1994).
October 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The Range in Chesterfield looks very different to the branch we have locally.
Screenshot from a travel website for the British town of Chesterfield. Among the local attractions listed is a branch of the out-of-town department store The Range (“if it’s not in The Range, you don’t need it”) represented by a series of pictures depicting mountains and snow covered landscapes.
September 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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@mint-royale.com I’ve been forced to buy this as the supermarket own brand equivalent was unavailable.
A box of Kellogg’s “New Recipe” All-Bran cereal.
August 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Not our cat.
August 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The Blair Witch Project (1999)
A sunflower mournful hangs its head and faces into the corner of the garden mimicking the [SPOILERS] ending of the horror film The Blair Witch Project, though it’s a man in the film not a sunflower, obviously.
August 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Depending on the age of the TV, a better upgrade might be an AppleTV box? There’s a free app that allows you to watch NHK World - Japan. All the other internet connected streaming sticks and TVs are privacy minefields.
Photograph of a television displaying the NHK WORLD - Japan app for the AppleTV box.
June 29, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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Let me save you time here, no.
A classic piggy bank transforms into blocky pixels. A caption reads: Artificial Intelligence - Can ChatGPT help you manage your money?
June 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Thanks, I’ll pass on your compliments next time I see her.
It’s Agatha Cat.
June 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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She has her moments.
It’s Agatha Cat. Is she in a box? No, she’s not in a box. Her head is poking over the ledge of a window looking down at the camera. It’s Agatha Cat. Is she in a box? No, she’s not in a box. She’s lying on a bed with a startled expression. It’s Agatha Cat. Is she in a box? No, no she’s not. She’s sitting on a wall watching over the neighbourhood on a moonlit evening. It’s Agatha Cat. Is she in a box? No, she’s not in a box. She’s been photoshopped to look like she’s rising out of the sea like Godzilla, somewhere along the Devon coastline.
May 31, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Agatha Cat really likes boxes.
Agatha Cat sits in a trainer box. Agatha Cat is in another box. Where’s Agatha Cat? She’s in a canvas storage box. Agatha Cat, uncomfortably wedged into a trainer box.
May 31, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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As requested.
May 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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This seems fine.
A women sits in a small office cubicle looking pleased to be using her laptop. The cubicle is only big enough to fit a small desk and a single chair. A caption reads “Affordable Working Spaces For Gardens.” It’s some sort of glamping office hellspace.
May 8, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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It appears that the cat from a couple of doors up lives here now.
Ollie, the cat from a couple of doors up, looks mournfully into the kitchen from outside. Ollie, the cat from a couple of doors up, looks mournfully into the kitchen from the the doorway. Ollie, the cat from a couple of doors up, is in the kitchen.
May 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM