Well done

No one's answering...
I think I'm being a dick...

Good news, you're not insane. Insane people dont think they're insane.
*big hugs*
sorry $#!7 is rough right now

Yes, I have asked furries I know. They'd never heard of it but laughed their @$$3$ off when I explained it to them.
I foresee this being a fun and harmless prank that can be enjoyed by everyone

Is it three or more species? Five or more?
At what point do they just say, 'Oh I'm a mutt', when asked what species they are?

I wish I knew how to do photoshop stuff, cause that face right there could be swapped onto Jabba the Hutt and no one would notice

Self care is important. Don't feel bad about resting

Yeah, I'd worry about moving something like that. Messing with it in any way might affect its alignment.
Super jealous BTW, nice find

His literal participation trophy

Maybe ask the property owner if you can include the cost of the machines into the property price?