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I’m watching Rashomon on Instagram Reels
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“tractor beam” (specifically to describe the cone of light that comes from a UFO) is a beautiful phrase
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
The Complete Feng Shui Guide for The Navidson Record
October 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
[the most angry a person has ever been] “I just think it’s funny how—“
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
finally! my favorite non-australian podcast and my favorite regular podcast (australian is regular)
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I love it when you call me Big Bopper
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
oofm (One of My Fuckin Mates)
October 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pale Fire is crazy, this Nabokov guy is cracked
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
charlie brown and the football
Brian Kilmeade deserves praise for his apology.
Brian Kilmeade apologized for his comments about homeless people getting lethal injections this morning on Fox & Friends, saying "so many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."

Here's the clip of his apology 👇
September 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
yum pizza for dinner :)
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
worried about my ant problem spiraling out of control and turning into an anteater problem
September 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
When a dialect is described as “rhotic”, this has nothing to do with r sounds, it’s actually referring to the Real Housewives of the Ivory Coast
September 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
perfect sunday trifecta: shat on by a bird, leave phone on the train, get home just in time to be disappointed by the jets
September 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When Will You Die? - They Might Be Giants (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
(Bob Dylan “Jokerman” voice)
Lizardman swings with his scimitar sword
Lizardman warrior with a scimitar >>>>>>>>>>
August 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
no YOU’RE watching the Billy Joel documentary again
August 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
wait what was that about incitement??
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago:

"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
August 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if not MS NOW then MS WHEN
August 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
SoftBagHolders
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Spit On A Stranger is the soundtrack to the fading social cohesion and dying empire
August 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i wonder if Sony Erikson is related to Lief Erikson
August 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
ah shit, my accountant invested all my money in Tbilisi instead of T-bills like I asked. Never hire Amelia Bedelia, CPA
July 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Hit that shit RAW (Robert Anton Wilson)
July 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Dem Comms Account, say Pedocon
No wonder the Pedophile Protection Party shut Congress down early.
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
that’s my president
Beto O'Rourke went on PBS and said the US has to stop being complicit in the bombing of Palestine

It's really that simple, folks
July 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM