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artShane
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Artist - creating contemporary heat-press collages, often of the Norfolk (UK) landscape.
‘medical, physiotherapy, conditioning, fitness' is in the job description - I guess TD makes sure ‘this is being sorted’ not a qualified medical practitioner - if he is doing that as ‘Hamstring Tsar’ - then he needs to be hung up-side-down by his ankles; promoted well over competence levels!
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Tech Director, first created by McNally to assist Adams as manager www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... I'd presume in modern speak: 'wellness guru' :-)
Seems to be all his fault 'because he's got a job' also, all his fault because he 'doesn't do anything'.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
McLean was silent for a minute, then spoke:
"Duffy, you lummox.
Manning is still manager and has stolen our tent to hide in”
#ncfc #otbc
November 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"There are hundreds of floodlights and a multitude of leagues”

"The time is approximately eight fifty, and we are sleeping through the 2nd half"

"God is all powerful; we as a team are small and insignificant”
"It will be grey and miserable tomorrow."


"What does it tell you, McLean?"
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
November 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Social media is odd for people now - the likes and comments on posts are getting rarer, because the big companies have taken over and destroyed the 'social' aspect. People still read it - I use Bluesky exclusively to check #NCFC and #stPauli
But it does feel demoralising for the person that posts.
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We might have got away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky... Stats!
September 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
haha - I was about to do a movie poster with:
"There is a storm coming."
"I know."
June 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
#NCFC #otbc whose next?
April 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Wanted Lucien Favre* - got Chris Hughton.
Wanted Kjetil Knutsen* we got Dean Smith.
Want Georgia’s Willy Sagnol* - so when sacking Wiltshire at Xmas, with footballing dreams again crushed - life lessons supporting Norwich will be embraced.
(Obvs, could’nt convince/afford any of those)! #NCFC #otbc
April 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
www.ex-canaries.co.uk/players/keel...
Keelan 660 Norwich - Then add Stockport, Villa and Wrexham matches 3, 5, 68 wiki (736 for those you are counting) his summer holidays were spent playing in the US (114) and Texaco Cup 14 games, Anglo-Scottish Cup 7 games: Hero.
Flown From the Nest - Kevin Keelan
www.ex-canaries.co.uk
April 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Who needs ‘hope’? You can have a psychological experiment:
Interesting keeper ✔️ ask old defender to use his feet to play ‘football’ ✔️ give opponents at least 2 gifted goal opportunities ✔️
Can we score enough before/overcome that after, to enjoy the flowing football SOME of our players produce? :-)
March 14, 2025 at 10:28 AM
A reply in there: "Last night was when Farkes position became untenable. It seems that Mr Over Methodical will only play players that he has shaped into his way of – let’s be brutally honest – ineffective football.
Yet another abject failure from a manager who should be – but isn’t – under pressure"
March 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM