Arturotron Robobartender🇵🇷
@arturotron.bsky.social
A man of great mirths and greater melancholies.
Bartender.
Former US Marine/Vet
Puerto Rican Nationalist
Unapologetic Nerd
I carry a 20 sided die everywhere I go.
Gourmand
Cooking is my love language
Ok, now I'm full. Where's the digestive?
Bartender.
Former US Marine/Vet
Puerto Rican Nationalist
Unapologetic Nerd
I carry a 20 sided die everywhere I go.
Gourmand
Cooking is my love language
Ok, now I'm full. Where's the digestive?
Some of my team members got me birthday/Christmas presents and told me I'm the best boss they've ever had 😭🥺
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Some of my team members got me birthday/Christmas presents and told me I'm the best boss they've ever had 😭🥺
“Reminder: a lot of kids are going online with their first game consoles today!
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Crush them. Absolutely annihilate them. Feed those idiot children to your ratios. Use their dumb, fumbling hands to build your throne. Make them wish Christmas never came."
- @acarboni.bsky.social
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Crush them. Absolutely annihilate them. Feed those idiot children to your ratios. Use their dumb, fumbling hands to build your throne. Make them wish Christmas never came."
- @acarboni.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“Reminder: a lot of kids are going online with their first game consoles today!
…
Crush them. Absolutely annihilate them. Feed those idiot children to your ratios. Use their dumb, fumbling hands to build your throne. Make them wish Christmas never came."
- @acarboni.bsky.social
…
Crush them. Absolutely annihilate them. Feed those idiot children to your ratios. Use their dumb, fumbling hands to build your throne. Make them wish Christmas never came."
- @acarboni.bsky.social
@imrankhan.bsky.social As commanded. Happy birthday to the smartest man in gaming journalism.
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
@imrankhan.bsky.social As commanded. Happy birthday to the smartest man in gaming journalism.
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Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Also recognize that this unambiguous use of the military to commit murder of helpless noncombatants as they fought for life is a direct reflection of the virulent white supremacy that has seized our government, where every Latino man is a gangbanger in a de facto state of war against White America
New kicks new pocket square.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
New kicks new pocket square.
I wanna Arc your Raid all night long.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I wanna Arc your Raid all night long.
@alyssamerc.bsky.social No less than three drinks
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
@alyssamerc.bsky.social No less than three drinks
Y'all. I have to admit something. I Raided some Arcs last night and I liked it.
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Y'all. I have to admit something. I Raided some Arcs last night and I liked it.
Good to know that all the rules binding our society were just like a pinky promise.
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Good to know that all the rules binding our society were just like a pinky promise.
Latest fits for the new gig. The green suit matches the color scheme of the restaurant interior, while the Burgundy suit matches our host team.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Latest fits for the new gig. The green suit matches the color scheme of the restaurant interior, while the Burgundy suit matches our host team.
Our grand opening is today. Wish me luck.
September 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Our grand opening is today. Wish me luck.
@gameovergreggy.bsky.social if you are ever in Kansas City Missouri(not Kansas) I have a seat at my bar for you. Pretty sure you will be ordering the Alchemy off our cocktail menu
people.com/patrick-maho...
people.com/patrick-maho...
Does Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's New K.C. Restaurant Live Up to the Hype? (Spoiler Alert: Yes, It Does)
Chiefs superstar players Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's highly anticipated new restaurant, 1587 Prime, opens to the public on Sept. 17
people.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@gameovergreggy.bsky.social if you are ever in Kansas City Missouri(not Kansas) I have a seat at my bar for you. Pretty sure you will be ordering the Alchemy off our cocktail menu
people.com/patrick-maho...
people.com/patrick-maho...
Get in loser, we got a restaurant to open.
September 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Get in loser, we got a restaurant to open.
Not gonna lie fam, this new job is pretty dope.
August 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Not gonna lie fam, this new job is pretty dope.
American Airlines has really been fucking me today. At least they could wine and dine me first.
August 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
American Airlines has really been fucking me today. At least they could wine and dine me first.
They said to dress business casual and I responded with I'm in Miami
August 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They said to dress business casual and I responded with I'm in Miami
Can't sleep. Too much excitement I guess. Early flight this morning. Guess I'll sleep on the plane. 🤷
August 11, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Can't sleep. Too much excitement I guess. Early flight this morning. Guess I'll sleep on the plane. 🤷
New job just pushed my start date up by a week and sending me to Miami for training. Everything's coming up Arturo!
August 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
New job just pushed my start date up by a week and sending me to Miami for training. Everything's coming up Arturo!
About last night.
July 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
About last night.
Space! (Warbling sound)
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youtube.com/live/wE7QOwb...
Coriolis: The Great Dark Actual Play Quickstart Session 01
YouTube video by Upturned Table
youtube.com
July 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Space! (Warbling sound)
youtube.com/live/wE7QOwb...
youtube.com/live/wE7QOwb...
I got the job off I was hoping for. Throughout the interview process I went in thinking I had no shot to being confident that I was the top pick. Big news coming soon!
July 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I got the job off I was hoping for. Throughout the interview process I went in thinking I had no shot to being confident that I was the top pick. Big news coming soon!
Have you ever seen someone roll a natural 20 in the kitchen?
July 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Have you ever seen someone roll a natural 20 in the kitchen?
If you are wondering how "woke" Superman is in the comics, he has a kid together with Lex Luthor and a bisexual son with Lois Lane. Very modern family.
July 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
If you are wondering how "woke" Superman is in the comics, he has a kid together with Lex Luthor and a bisexual son with Lois Lane. Very modern family.
A little Thai salad and Vietnamese soup.
July 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A little Thai salad and Vietnamese soup.