I cannot wait to sprinkle “I have friends everywhere” into conversation regularly for the rest of my life

The nickleback hatred when I was growing up was actually so important because if I listened to them during my formative years I would never have bothered listening to anything else

Moving in silence is really easy when you’re not really making any moves

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Another Cheifs vs Eagles Super Bowl

Every day I wake up and miss Dueling Dragons. I’ll never visit Universal without your memory haunting me 😔.