just realized when i go to a restaurant alone, the staff thinks i'm a food critic and i get better service

mattresses are so slept on 💯

everything i do is a part of the bit

i miss chewing on polly pocket clothes

my boys likely fraud and likely spam keep keeping my line busy 💔☎️

i love how fish and puss are words to say you're cunty. i love cats and sea creatures

common sense? it's not common. it's at the very least gotta be limited or ultra rare (i can't recognize social cues)

While you’re yappin my cheeks are clappin

i won't stop quoting "something fishy is going on here, and it's not your pussy"

i love when it's that time in fall when the trees are half barren with sparse leaves,,
it reminds me of male pattern baldness

Billionaire grifters are about to dismantle your government. So instead of your tax dollars going to your Medicare or your Medicaid or your affordable care act or to veterans benefits or your social security - it will go to THEM in the form of tax cuts for the wealthy.