I can see it already. My life gets completely ruined because no one can say my name aloud anymore. I change my name to the next best A name, buying myself two more years before the tech giants all realize how cool it is. Next thing you know, I'm named Agatha. AGATHA.

(I imagined the elephant today)

Hank Green showed your tweet in a video! youtu.be/rpOkrxxpTcE?...

I've been asking this for years and no one ever seems to give a straight answer hmmm this is all very suspicious