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asaltyredhead.bsky.social
A Salty Redhead
@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
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(She/Her) NB 🇨🇦, mother, T1D mama Noodles & sarcasm is what I serve Unapologetic overuser of emoji's Everything I post is satire, probably No DM's (don't make me tap the sign)
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · May 24
Level 38; achievement unlocked ✔️🎂
Redheaded mom, now 38, sitting against a floral wall in a coffee shop in front of a neon pink sign that says "cheers to bubbly moments and cozy corners" Redheaded mom taking a selfie with a lemon raspberry cake, which is yellow icing on the top, pink on the sides, and 3 juicy raspberries topping it
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 9h
This is not my cat.
This cat does not understand that it is not my cat.
A little black and white stray in West SJ that turned up in my yard hungry a few days ago. No luck finding where her family is yet 😭
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 11h
The weather: it feels like a snuggle with your dog on the couch evening
The housework: reallllyyyyyy 👀🙄
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 11h
Thank u, I feel better now 😅
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12h
a panda bear is eating ramen with chopsticks
ALT: a panda bear is eating ramen with chopsticks
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12h
Would be comforted by the video of Dolly Parton, except AI took the last of my ability to trust
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
9.1 k of them are here for my pets, 975 here for my bikini pics, and about 25 (like yourself) for my personality (or lack thereof) 🤣
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Other sports fans: "go team!"
Baseball fans: what you said above, lol.
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 19h
🤣
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
It's like people who watch baseball speak a secret language that only other baseball watchers understand.
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
It's a niche market
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
Stranger on the internet: "TS fans have no personality"
Me: "f&^% you"
Also me: *has no personality outside of TS's new album*
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
You know what they say, it takes 2 to make 69
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
Eggs Benedict is a little cat with a big head
Fluffy himalayan cat looking fluffy Fluffy himalayan cat looking Fluffy, but closer up
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
Oh my god, you needed to preface that with "STILL ALIVE"
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
a woman says " you are just a rock star " in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman says " you are just a rock star " in front of a crowd
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
I hope your girl has the absolute best birthday tomorrow!! 💓💕
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
^adding soup to the list of approved late night texts^
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
*passes thru screen to u*
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
Thank you! 🥰
I've lost enough members of the set that I'm going to have to replace soon, but finding a perfectly shaped, deep bowl is not an easy feat 🤣
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
a day without soup is like night
A spicy, reddish broth with dumplings, carrots, red onions, celery, garnished with parsley and a drizzle of sesame and chili oils
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
Oooh, those crunchy leaves 😍
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
Hey SJ friends, my bestie is talking fossils on the 16th ⬇️⬇️
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
Keithtober has begun!
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
The words that come out of my mouth while I try to install a new faucet shock even me
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
For all of my low energy witches out there (who may or may not keep forgetting to take their iron pills, hence low energy), this is delicious
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