Asalvus
@asalvus.bsky.social
(He/Him) Shitpost Aficionado, Furry Commissioner, Alleged Grad Student, here for the memes.
I get art sometimes: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus
I get art sometimes: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/asalvus
They need to be trained to make better life choices, like not joining the secret police. The bits of their 'curriculum' that do leak also show that they are following their training: agitate, escalate, and give the admin an excuse to go scorched earth on blue cities...
January 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
They need to be trained to make better life choices, like not joining the secret police. The bits of their 'curriculum' that do leak also show that they are following their training: agitate, escalate, and give the admin an excuse to go scorched earth on blue cities...
Fair point, arguing that swapping to ai images instead of human-made art wouldn't make the cards cheaper does kind of imply that if it did make the cards cheaper, it might be worth it. If Magic traded away its human artists, it would lose a critical part of the game's heart.
January 24, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Fair point, arguing that swapping to ai images instead of human-made art wouldn't make the cards cheaper does kind of imply that if it did make the cards cheaper, it might be worth it. If Magic traded away its human artists, it would lose a critical part of the game's heart.
A lot of things are the computer's fault, but 'not following the simple instructions I wrote you that are in a nice numbered list' is kinda on you...
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
A lot of things are the computer's fault, but 'not following the simple instructions I wrote you that are in a nice numbered list' is kinda on you...
... Do they think that the money 'saved' by paying ai for images instead of artists would make packs cheaper? Instead of just going to executives like it always does?
January 23, 2026 at 10:29 PM
... Do they think that the money 'saved' by paying ai for images instead of artists would make packs cheaper? Instead of just going to executives like it always does?
I feel like it's gotta be some kind of learned helplessness...
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I feel like it's gotta be some kind of learned helplessness...
That does feel pretty precision made for you...
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
That does feel pretty precision made for you...
Always a numbers game with applications, hope you get in one day!
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Always a numbers game with applications, hope you get in one day!
Plinean task, I like that one!
January 19, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Plinean task, I like that one!
Gotta love bureaucracy... Honestly sometimes I feel like the physical punch machines should come back, at least you don't run into all the weird permissions issues with those.
January 15, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Gotta love bureaucracy... Honestly sometimes I feel like the physical punch machines should come back, at least you don't run into all the weird permissions issues with those.
That's a cool critter! Always liked the 'black with rainbow detailing' aesthetic, reminds me of roller rink carpets!
January 14, 2026 at 8:43 PM
That's a cool critter! Always liked the 'black with rainbow detailing' aesthetic, reminds me of roller rink carpets!
Nice, glad to hear they're actually respecting you here and trying to help you out!
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Nice, glad to hear they're actually respecting you here and trying to help you out!
Definitely BS for the ice stuff, there's no non-evil explanation for that... But the extra hours are nice!
January 12, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Definitely BS for the ice stuff, there's no non-evil explanation for that... But the extra hours are nice!
Fwew, down to the studs in the walls, good luck!
January 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Fwew, down to the studs in the walls, good luck!
Horses are cursed beasts and nobody has been able to convince me otherwise.
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Horses are cursed beasts and nobody has been able to convince me otherwise.
Not my best, but it has my bird Rupert in it, so it is the best.
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Not my best, but it has my bird Rupert in it, so it is the best.
A friend got me into super-budget decks this year, I've had a blast brewing and playing my $25 Yarus list! (Also known as Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gruulboss)
moxfield.com/decks/RrAfFz...
moxfield.com/decks/RrAfFz...
Face Down in the Dirt Cheap - Commander (Yarus, Roar of the Old Gods)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A friend got me into super-budget decks this year, I've had a blast brewing and playing my $25 Yarus list! (Also known as Gaslight, Gatekeep, Gruulboss)
moxfield.com/decks/RrAfFz...
moxfield.com/decks/RrAfFz...
Nothin' like the classic 'Envelope filled with money in the pocket of a jacket I 'accidentally' left in your office' scheme!
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Nothin' like the classic 'Envelope filled with money in the pocket of a jacket I 'accidentally' left in your office' scheme!
Yeesh, yeah, that is pretty light...
December 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Yeesh, yeah, that is pretty light...