I have a lot of sperm (I think). I just need eggs.

I wish mine was. Or at the very least bigger and rounder.

Modern cars are so boring anyways. Where are the colors?

They aren't as dangerous as leopards. That's for sure.

Corporate says they're unlikely to ever promote anyone at my location for the foreseeable future, so I can't even climb the ladder here.

But even then, climbing the ladder just causes me to completely depart from my creative desires entirely and just become a sleazy sales manager.