dice miracle
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people on bluesky love to reference xkcd
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
people on bluesky love to reference xkcd
i imagine to my relatives here i'm perceived as generally hopeless (unmarried, can't speak marathi, spent a year unemployed, had long hair for a while etc) but funnily enough what's saving my reputation is that all the aunties are impressed by my dancing at the wedding functions
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i imagine to my relatives here i'm perceived as generally hopeless (unmarried, can't speak marathi, spent a year unemployed, had long hair for a while etc) but funnily enough what's saving my reputation is that all the aunties are impressed by my dancing at the wedding functions
the best thing about mumbai is all the food is good as hell. the worst thing about mumbai is the rich people believe they're in dubai
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the best thing about mumbai is all the food is good as hell. the worst thing about mumbai is the rich people believe they're in dubai
you never see Ronald McDonald anymore
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
you never see Ronald McDonald anymore
seeking derangements special episode
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
seeking derangements special episode
y'all mind if a straight boy speak a little homosexual tonight
October 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
y'all mind if a straight boy speak a little homosexual tonight
you watch one urban paranoid thriller (Relay) then you're walking around on your lunch break dressed like mr robot pretending you're being tailed
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
you watch one urban paranoid thriller (Relay) then you're walking around on your lunch break dressed like mr robot pretending you're being tailed
you know when life feels like a Frasier episode
October 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
you know when life feels like a Frasier episode
i lowkey don't give a stuff
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 AM
i lowkey don't give a stuff
proud to be dating the only person in melbourne who cares about the geese & oklou sideshow clash
October 9, 2025 at 6:50 AM
proud to be dating the only person in melbourne who cares about the geese & oklou sideshow clash
> Taylor album is bad because she's mean
> Taylor album is bad because she's dumb
> Taylor album is deliberately bad to dodge allegations of problematic intelligence gap relationship
> Taylor album is bad because she's dumb
> Taylor album is deliberately bad to dodge allegations of problematic intelligence gap relationship
October 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
> Taylor album is bad because she's mean
> Taylor album is bad because she's dumb
> Taylor album is deliberately bad to dodge allegations of problematic intelligence gap relationship
> Taylor album is bad because she's dumb
> Taylor album is deliberately bad to dodge allegations of problematic intelligence gap relationship
the soylent green creators should have diversified their product into different colours to capture a wider range of market preferences
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
the soylent green creators should have diversified their product into different colours to capture a wider range of market preferences
'framebuffer' is a beautiful word to write in cursive
September 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
'framebuffer' is a beautiful word to write in cursive
heard the IT guy at the receptionist's desk and theyre chatting about "nobody in Australia could do this because no one cares strongly about our politicians one way or another". first of all stop slacking off all day by the receptionist's desk asshole that's supposed to be my job.
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
heard the IT guy at the receptionist's desk and theyre chatting about "nobody in Australia could do this because no one cares strongly about our politicians one way or another". first of all stop slacking off all day by the receptionist's desk asshole that's supposed to be my job.
by age 30 you should have a strong portfolio (posteritati wishlist)
September 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
by age 30 you should have a strong portfolio (posteritati wishlist)
all this technology and you still can't click on a little thing when you see a hot person on the tram with their headphones on that lets you listen to the song they're listening to
August 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
all this technology and you still can't click on a little thing when you see a hot person on the tram with their headphones on that lets you listen to the song they're listening to
im Mister Boyfriend
August 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
im Mister Boyfriend
one thing about cycling as your primary transportation is that it brings you on the level with all the food delivery ebike cyclists... you and me brother we're weaving through the veins of the city together
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
one thing about cycling as your primary transportation is that it brings you on the level with all the food delivery ebike cyclists... you and me brother we're weaving through the veins of the city together
nobody has ever needed to do anything as much as i need to watch the 1981 french adaptation of Highsmith's Deep Water starring Isabelle Huppert that i just found out about
August 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
nobody has ever needed to do anything as much as i need to watch the 1981 french adaptation of Highsmith's Deep Water starring Isabelle Huppert that i just found out about
PT gave me a spiel about how i shouldnt let society tell me that its wrong or weird to track everything you eat in an app. yeah man its me i'm society
July 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
PT gave me a spiel about how i shouldnt let society tell me that its wrong or weird to track everything you eat in an app. yeah man its me i'm society
thinking i might produce some goops in my sinus later if youre around
July 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
thinking i might produce some goops in my sinus later if youre around
why didnt sisyphus just keep saying he'd do it tomorrow
June 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
why didnt sisyphus just keep saying he'd do it tomorrow
bought some wireless earbuds for the first time and ive had them less than a day and already feel so antisocial. i can wear these everywhere all day and block out the outside world with my own shit. in the office, on the street, at 7/11. dont have to hear other people. terrible invention. i love it
June 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
bought some wireless earbuds for the first time and ive had them less than a day and already feel so antisocial. i can wear these everywhere all day and block out the outside world with my own shit. in the office, on the street, at 7/11. dont have to hear other people. terrible invention. i love it
my gym's health tips are so cool
June 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
my gym's health tips are so cool
a donut in a plastic bag is such an indignity
June 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a donut in a plastic bag is such an indignity