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The highest Riley Gaines ever placed in a national collegiate individual swimming event was the 5th place she shared with Lia Thomas out of seven.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
[roommate telling a story about his kid]
He got a bookmark from a book fair at school and his mom was telling him what a bookmark was for and he said "mom I only got it cause the girls are pretty"
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
80% of being high is ruminating on how you're better in every way except hand eye coordination.
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the mexican place two blocks from my house do $1 ground beef tacos that are the perfect balance of shitty and well made.
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When I saw this I spent far too long trying to figure out what "oint" meant
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I'm sorry for speeding officer, I was listening to Japanese jazz funk fusion.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Serious question, is the steam Discovery queue down on purpose or
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Watching how I met your mother, high, to see if it's actually a bad show
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I want deviled eggs with pickled red onion
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ancaps finally learning about blockean proviso: Finally, now I know Amazon CAN'T purchase all the land around you!

Me, an intellectual: okay, now imagine everyone around you hates you, because you're annoying, and you are now surrounded by 9 land owners who all refuse you easement individually
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
There should be a law that allows you to drive recklessly and really fast on your birthday as a treat
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Petition to remove gendered language from professions and call all MBAs businesseers
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm factory resetting my computer that I've had for 6.5 years so I can give it to a friend, and it feels like I'm putting my dog to sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Making loud crinkle noises on the phone at you isn't annoying, it is actually a girlfriend enrichment activity and is very important they do this.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
"Hi I'd like to increase the limit on my credit card so I can make larger purchases"
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Sitting in a home Depot parking lot 15 minutes before they open because you're stressed about a percolator
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
No offense to Law and Order, but I think all victims deserve to be treated equally.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
i just made chicken salad with apples, toasted pecans, and craisins soaked in apple cider vinegar, on broiled ciabatta rolls, AMA
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cool temperature fact: fahrenheit and Celsius are the same temperature at -40.

Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's so funny that he thinks he's worth going to jail over.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
You know it smell crazy in that rave cave
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Watch Elon Musk get a trillion dollars under his name and the aliens descend and kill everyone for allowing it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I want a survival game where you have to diagnose what sickness you just picked up from that stagnant pool of water by the symptoms.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
me working for the onion, not having slept for 14 hours, first set of shoulder angels strangled: What about bidet? Instead of de, you swap it for go and now it's bigot! There's an angle here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The new ROMES album absolutely fucking slaps. If "we have Justice at home" but your mom is a Michelin chef
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM