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· Jan 20
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With it looking clearer and clearer that the fascist oligarchy is trying to consolidate all social media beneath a swastika flag, I can think of only one bastion where we can be safe.
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The highest Riley Gaines ever placed in a national collegiate individual swimming event was the 5th place she shared with Lia Thomas out of seven.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The highest Riley Gaines ever placed in a national collegiate individual swimming event was the 5th place she shared with Lia Thomas out of seven.
[roommate telling a story about his kid]
He got a bookmark from a book fair at school and his mom was telling him what a bookmark was for and he said "mom I only got it cause the girls are pretty"
He got a bookmark from a book fair at school and his mom was telling him what a bookmark was for and he said "mom I only got it cause the girls are pretty"
December 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
[roommate telling a story about his kid]
He got a bookmark from a book fair at school and his mom was telling him what a bookmark was for and he said "mom I only got it cause the girls are pretty"
He got a bookmark from a book fair at school and his mom was telling him what a bookmark was for and he said "mom I only got it cause the girls are pretty"
80% of being high is ruminating on how you're better in every way except hand eye coordination.
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
80% of being high is ruminating on how you're better in every way except hand eye coordination.
the mexican place two blocks from my house do $1 ground beef tacos that are the perfect balance of shitty and well made.
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the mexican place two blocks from my house do $1 ground beef tacos that are the perfect balance of shitty and well made.
When I saw this I spent far too long trying to figure out what "oint" meant
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
When I saw this I spent far too long trying to figure out what "oint" meant
I'm sorry for speeding officer, I was listening to Japanese jazz funk fusion.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I'm sorry for speeding officer, I was listening to Japanese jazz funk fusion.
Serious question, is the steam Discovery queue down on purpose or
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Serious question, is the steam Discovery queue down on purpose or
Watching how I met your mother, high, to see if it's actually a bad show
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Watching how I met your mother, high, to see if it's actually a bad show
I want deviled eggs with pickled red onion
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I want deviled eggs with pickled red onion
Ancaps finally learning about blockean proviso: Finally, now I know Amazon CAN'T purchase all the land around you!
Me, an intellectual: okay, now imagine everyone around you hates you, because you're annoying, and you are now surrounded by 9 land owners who all refuse you easement individually
Me, an intellectual: okay, now imagine everyone around you hates you, because you're annoying, and you are now surrounded by 9 land owners who all refuse you easement individually
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Ancaps finally learning about blockean proviso: Finally, now I know Amazon CAN'T purchase all the land around you!
Me, an intellectual: okay, now imagine everyone around you hates you, because you're annoying, and you are now surrounded by 9 land owners who all refuse you easement individually
Me, an intellectual: okay, now imagine everyone around you hates you, because you're annoying, and you are now surrounded by 9 land owners who all refuse you easement individually
There should be a law that allows you to drive recklessly and really fast on your birthday as a treat
December 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There should be a law that allows you to drive recklessly and really fast on your birthday as a treat
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Petition to remove gendered language from professions and call all MBAs businesseers
October 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Petition to remove gendered language from professions and call all MBAs businesseers
I'm factory resetting my computer that I've had for 6.5 years so I can give it to a friend, and it feels like I'm putting my dog to sleep.
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm factory resetting my computer that I've had for 6.5 years so I can give it to a friend, and it feels like I'm putting my dog to sleep.
Making loud crinkle noises on the phone at you isn't annoying, it is actually a girlfriend enrichment activity and is very important they do this.
December 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Making loud crinkle noises on the phone at you isn't annoying, it is actually a girlfriend enrichment activity and is very important they do this.
"Hi I'd like to increase the limit on my credit card so I can make larger purchases"
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Hi I'd like to increase the limit on my credit card so I can make larger purchases"
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
"no problem here's your limit increase"
[go to make larger purchase]
"We've suspended activity on your card for fraud and everyone went home already."
Sitting in a home Depot parking lot 15 minutes before they open because you're stressed about a percolator
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sitting in a home Depot parking lot 15 minutes before they open because you're stressed about a percolator
No offense to Law and Order, but I think all victims deserve to be treated equally.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
No offense to Law and Order, but I think all victims deserve to be treated equally.
i just made chicken salad with apples, toasted pecans, and craisins soaked in apple cider vinegar, on broiled ciabatta rolls, AMA
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
i just made chicken salad with apples, toasted pecans, and craisins soaked in apple cider vinegar, on broiled ciabatta rolls, AMA
Cool temperature fact: fahrenheit and Celsius are the same temperature at -40.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cool temperature fact: fahrenheit and Celsius are the same temperature at -40.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
Please follow for more cool temperature facts.
It's so funny that he thinks he's worth going to jail over.
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's so funny that he thinks he's worth going to jail over.
You know it smell crazy in that rave cave
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
You know it smell crazy in that rave cave
Watch Elon Musk get a trillion dollars under his name and the aliens descend and kill everyone for allowing it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watch Elon Musk get a trillion dollars under his name and the aliens descend and kill everyone for allowing it.
I want a survival game where you have to diagnose what sickness you just picked up from that stagnant pool of water by the symptoms.
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I want a survival game where you have to diagnose what sickness you just picked up from that stagnant pool of water by the symptoms.
me working for the onion, not having slept for 14 hours, first set of shoulder angels strangled: What about bidet? Instead of de, you swap it for go and now it's bigot! There's an angle here.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 AM
me working for the onion, not having slept for 14 hours, first set of shoulder angels strangled: What about bidet? Instead of de, you swap it for go and now it's bigot! There's an angle here.
The new ROMES album absolutely fucking slaps. If "we have Justice at home" but your mom is a Michelin chef
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The new ROMES album absolutely fucking slaps. If "we have Justice at home" but your mom is a Michelin chef