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Asdas
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some people call me isabel. i call on my cell phone
i inventor of public transit and the uranium gumbo
she/her
im also on fedi- https://oomfie.city/@asdalotl
every single news article about trump right now is like "Trump picks Jeff Bezos as Secretary of Labor" and "Trump picks Darren Woods as Secretary of Transportation" "Trump threatens War with Canada because "the Canadian accent sounds stupid"" like how is this freak actually back in charge again
December 13, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Polyglot vampire who gets a bad concussion and forgets every modern language except Finnish, so they can only talk to philogists and Finns until their brain heals up
November 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
my headcanon for Trump is that, since he's known for a long time that the charcuterie board of crimes he's committed would eventually catch up to him, he decided to run for president so that he could plunge the US into just enough chaos that the government wouldn't actually be able to prosecute him
November 15, 2024 at 5:49 PM
i devote 10% of my income each paycheck to gambling. it's like if tithing was awesome
October 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
being able to come on here and just look at whatever art I want without having to worry abt it possibly being AI generated is so goated
October 23, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Reposted by Asdas
October 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
do i get to know *why* it's not available or like. no, okay, thanks google play
October 23, 2024 at 3:08 AM
one dollar
October 23, 2024 at 2:31 AM