Andy
@asdesigned1975.bsky.social
Wow, they are in for a fun ride at your company.
January 12, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Wow, they are in for a fun ride at your company.
... Or acid it seems
January 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
... Or acid it seems
Phwoar, how many berths do you think that has? The filthy, filthy motorhome
January 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Phwoar, how many berths do you think that has? The filthy, filthy motorhome
Why go to that when Fortnum & Mason exists?
January 11, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Why go to that when Fortnum & Mason exists?
At least buy him a drink first
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
At least buy him a drink first
If only they could find some extra oil to sell
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
If only they could find some extra oil to sell
I don't know, they seem to be getting on
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I don't know, they seem to be getting on
This is the exact reason I opted to go micro
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This is the exact reason I opted to go micro
When I had to visit the office in Newcastle it was half the price of the train fare to fly from Southampton. Thankfully I work from home 99℅ of the time. But as long as I keep washing out my peanut butter jars to save the environment.
November 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When I had to visit the office in Newcastle it was half the price of the train fare to fly from Southampton. Thankfully I work from home 99℅ of the time. But as long as I keep washing out my peanut butter jars to save the environment.
Wait until you hear about the black eyed peas
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Wait until you hear about the black eyed peas
Or 12 months, bottom
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Or 12 months, bottom
Weird that you think skilled trades people are stupid and yet they are doing something you are entirely incapable of. Can't you check your own gas is safe...as the smartest kid at school?
October 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Weird that you think skilled trades people are stupid and yet they are doing something you are entirely incapable of. Can't you check your own gas is safe...as the smartest kid at school?
Porridge.
Sorry not sure what the game is
Sorry not sure what the game is
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Porridge.
Sorry not sure what the game is
Sorry not sure what the game is
I think they have already invented a pill that boosts your mood and makes you exercise all night.
October 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I think they have already invented a pill that boosts your mood and makes you exercise all night.
Benefits of working at a Scout camp I guess?
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Benefits of working at a Scout camp I guess?
They might buy your story, we do not. Honestly, I was trying to vacuum a fart, that's why I had a nozzle up my arse. Also I fart easier when dressed in women's clothes and sporting a gimp mask
October 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
They might buy your story, we do not. Honestly, I was trying to vacuum a fart, that's why I had a nozzle up my arse. Also I fart easier when dressed in women's clothes and sporting a gimp mask
It won't bring her back John
September 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
It won't bring her back John
I don't know, I quite like hearing Mistletoe and Wine at Christmas
September 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don't know, I quite like hearing Mistletoe and Wine at Christmas
Absolutely, who on earth would want to do it 240 times in a row
September 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Absolutely, who on earth would want to do it 240 times in a row
Absolutely, and it's never 30 seconds, it's more like 10 minutes of discussion. The thing people don't realise is that it's only minutes for them, but if 20 others have already asked a simple question that day, then it's hours lost from your actual task, and it resets your thought process every time
September 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Absolutely, and it's never 30 seconds, it's more like 10 minutes of discussion. The thing people don't realise is that it's only minutes for them, but if 20 others have already asked a simple question that day, then it's hours lost from your actual task, and it resets your thought process every time
These random 'just walk in and ask' questions are the exact reason I love working from home. Don't worry I'll just drop whatever I'm doing, interrupt my train of thought for your inane questions...that could have easily been in an email. The productivity lost by constant interruptions is immense.
September 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
These random 'just walk in and ask' questions are the exact reason I love working from home. Don't worry I'll just drop whatever I'm doing, interrupt my train of thought for your inane questions...that could have easily been in an email. The productivity lost by constant interruptions is immense.
Worked as a web developer for a car loans company years ago. The head of digital handed me a printout with a screenshot of a page that didn't load quickly. 10 years on and that print out still hasn't loaded.
September 16, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Worked as a web developer for a car loans company years ago. The head of digital handed me a printout with a screenshot of a page that didn't load quickly. 10 years on and that print out still hasn't loaded.