A Sentient JDAM
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The game is Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010) for those wondering. The music, on the other hand, is the Wipeout 2048 edit of Tour de France because the soundtrack that comes with the game kinda sucks.
I usually put on Eurobeat, but I felt like playing Wipeout music this time.
I usually put on Eurobeat, but I felt like playing Wipeout music this time.
January 22, 2026 at 7:05 AM
The game is Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit (2010) for those wondering. The music, on the other hand, is the Wipeout 2048 edit of Tour de France because the soundtrack that comes with the game kinda sucks.
I usually put on Eurobeat, but I felt like playing Wipeout music this time.
I usually put on Eurobeat, but I felt like playing Wipeout music this time.
None of this is on their Twitter account. Pretty sure this is a bit.
January 21, 2026 at 5:39 PM
None of this is on their Twitter account. Pretty sure this is a bit.
I hear you can play Daytona.
January 21, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I hear you can play Daytona.
On my first playthrough, I opened a locker because I thought there might be something inside. Instead, Ethan hid inside the thing.
I immediately realized what it was for, and lowered my expectations accordingly. They were met.
I immediately realized what it was for, and lowered my expectations accordingly. They were met.
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
On my first playthrough, I opened a locker because I thought there might be something inside. Instead, Ethan hid inside the thing.
I immediately realized what it was for, and lowered my expectations accordingly. They were met.
I immediately realized what it was for, and lowered my expectations accordingly. They were met.
The Dollhouse in RE8. The rest of the game is good fun, but as soon as I'm done with the castle I have to play a braindead Amnesia knockoff followed by a game of hide and go seek.
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The Dollhouse in RE8. The rest of the game is good fun, but as soon as I'm done with the castle I have to play a braindead Amnesia knockoff followed by a game of hide and go seek.
Quick suggestion: put a crash counter on the stream layout.
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 AM
Quick suggestion: put a crash counter on the stream layout.
This is exactly why I recommend against getting an HP. Well, that and the cost of ink.
I always suggest a laserjet, preferably from Canon or Brother. They won't force you through any hoops, and you only have to buy toner once in a blue moon.
I always suggest a laserjet, preferably from Canon or Brother. They won't force you through any hoops, and you only have to buy toner once in a blue moon.
January 15, 2026 at 6:43 PM
This is exactly why I recommend against getting an HP. Well, that and the cost of ink.
I always suggest a laserjet, preferably from Canon or Brother. They won't force you through any hoops, and you only have to buy toner once in a blue moon.
I always suggest a laserjet, preferably from Canon or Brother. They won't force you through any hoops, and you only have to buy toner once in a blue moon.
I'd tell you to get a better ISP, but I'm guessing that isn't really a choice where you are.
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
I'd tell you to get a better ISP, but I'm guessing that isn't really a choice where you are.
...Did you watch Franxx recently?
January 8, 2026 at 7:59 AM
...Did you watch Franxx recently?
A vendor my job uses used to play a country song about being stuck on hold. It's cute, I'll give it that. But not quite as cute once you've been on hold for 15+ minutes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh9h...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh9h...
I'm on Hold
YouTube video by Alex Cornell - Topic
www.youtube.com
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
A vendor my job uses used to play a country song about being stuck on hold. It's cute, I'll give it that. But not quite as cute once you've been on hold for 15+ minutes.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh9h...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh9h...
You can do this with just about anything and it'll sound spooky. I fiddled with Paulstretch way back when and ran Cirno's Perfect Math Class through it. Think I still have the file somewhere.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
You can do this with just about anything and it'll sound spooky. I fiddled with Paulstretch way back when and ran Cirno's Perfect Math Class through it. Think I still have the file somewhere.
OK, but consider this. Newsom vs. Vance would be really fucking funny.
January 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
OK, but consider this. Newsom vs. Vance would be really fucking funny.
I don't know what's in those barrels. But whatever's in there is fucking scary. Not even shit like chlorine triflouride or FOOF maxes out the hazard diamond.
Léonie's expression is very, very warranted.
Léonie's expression is very, very warranted.
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don't know what's in those barrels. But whatever's in there is fucking scary. Not even shit like chlorine triflouride or FOOF maxes out the hazard diamond.
Léonie's expression is very, very warranted.
Léonie's expression is very, very warranted.
You can tell it's not a proper Rocksteady game, but it hold up pretty well on its own. Only thing that really irks me is that the voice cast is different.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You can tell it's not a proper Rocksteady game, but it hold up pretty well on its own. Only thing that really irks me is that the voice cast is different.
It means nothing. Like, the joke is that it means nothing.
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It means nothing. Like, the joke is that it means nothing.
I'm pretty sure something got re-nominated at least once.
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I'm pretty sure something got re-nominated at least once.
Quick thought. The highlighter is one of the few tools they let you use in Acrobat without paying for Standard or Pro.
This happened because whoever redacted the document didn't want to pay for a PDF editor.
This happened because whoever redacted the document didn't want to pay for a PDF editor.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Quick thought. The highlighter is one of the few tools they let you use in Acrobat without paying for Standard or Pro.
This happened because whoever redacted the document didn't want to pay for a PDF editor.
This happened because whoever redacted the document didn't want to pay for a PDF editor.