Asha
@asha-r.bsky.social
🌈 Nurse, data scientist, abolitionist, AuDHD
Yesterday there was a little Frenchie in the elevator that wanted to appear tough and aggressive towards me and I was like "bruh you're the size of a football, what are you gonna do?"
February 5, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Yesterday there was a little Frenchie in the elevator that wanted to appear tough and aggressive towards me and I was like "bruh you're the size of a football, what are you gonna do?"
I interviewed for a job I was extremely qualified for that had no other applicants and they rejected me almost certainly because I said I needed a good work life balance 🙃
February 1, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I interviewed for a job I was extremely qualified for that had no other applicants and they rejected me almost certainly because I said I needed a good work life balance 🙃
Said on a job interview that I needed people to assume I mean well. Anyway, I did not get that job and I asked but will never know why 😅
December 12, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Said on a job interview that I needed people to assume I mean well. Anyway, I did not get that job and I asked but will never know why 😅
Felt cute even with a dirty mirror
October 27, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Felt cute even with a dirty mirror
Drinking kombucha is like microdosing alcohol
October 20, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Drinking kombucha is like microdosing alcohol
I will never get over what people in MN consider shorts and tshirt weather 😭
October 7, 2023 at 1:21 PM
I will never get over what people in MN consider shorts and tshirt weather 😭
My disability social worker relies on me to answer when she calls (she never answers her phone), which means that we’re just going to play phone tag until I’m broke or dead 🥲
October 3, 2023 at 9:11 PM
My disability social worker relies on me to answer when she calls (she never answers her phone), which means that we’re just going to play phone tag until I’m broke or dead 🥲
My new favorite thing is smoking up in the bathroom then showering, essentially making a humidified hotbox 🤣
September 30, 2023 at 7:32 PM
My new favorite thing is smoking up in the bathroom then showering, essentially making a humidified hotbox 🤣
I wish there was a way to match service tops with kinky disabled people who need support with specific life things
September 19, 2023 at 2:52 PM
I wish there was a way to match service tops with kinky disabled people who need support with specific life things
Do y’all know how hard it is being the hot ex?
September 19, 2023 at 1:01 PM
Do y’all know how hard it is being the hot ex?
I’m at the point where I’m just canceling accounts and credit cards that don’t let me easily update my last name. Fuck em
August 16, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I’m at the point where I’m just canceling accounts and credit cards that don’t let me easily update my last name. Fuck em
Y’all I have a crush on the smoke show lacrosse player in my building
August 14, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Y’all I have a crush on the smoke show lacrosse player in my building
Three of my tires had nails in them. Only one went flat 😑
Pretty privilege is real y’all. Went grocery shopping and came out to a flat tire (three nails punctured one tire 😑). Within a minute a random man offered to put on my spare tire 💅🏽🤣
August 14, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Three of my tires had nails in them. Only one went flat 😑
Sunday highlights: pickleball, watering my plants, and getting my skincare routine done before 8pm. I’m old 🥰
August 14, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Sunday highlights: pickleball, watering my plants, and getting my skincare routine done before 8pm. I’m old 🥰
Pretty privilege is real y’all. Went grocery shopping and came out to a flat tire (three nails punctured one tire 😑). Within a minute a random man offered to put on my spare tire 💅🏽🤣
August 12, 2023 at 5:07 PM
Pretty privilege is real y’all. Went grocery shopping and came out to a flat tire (three nails punctured one tire 😑). Within a minute a random man offered to put on my spare tire 💅🏽🤣
California must really really want me back because I have someone there who’s excited to hire me but in Minnesota I either get job rejections or I get absolutely no response 😑
August 10, 2023 at 11:41 AM
California must really really want me back because I have someone there who’s excited to hire me but in Minnesota I either get job rejections or I get absolutely no response 😑
I love that my canna plants may help solve my high indoor CO2 level problem. They evidently consume a lot of it!!!
August 7, 2023 at 11:12 AM
I love that my canna plants may help solve my high indoor CO2 level problem. They evidently consume a lot of it!!!
Sad girl is my current favorite music genre
August 6, 2023 at 9:22 PM
Sad girl is my current favorite music genre
The pandemic is over but I still have travel nurse recruiters sending me emails about COVID crisis staffing. Funny, isn’t it 🫠
August 3, 2023 at 12:18 PM
The pandemic is over but I still have travel nurse recruiters sending me emails about COVID crisis staffing. Funny, isn’t it 🫠
I only just realized how much bud you get from one single cannabis plant. It’s a lot y’all 😱
August 2, 2023 at 10:46 PM
I only just realized how much bud you get from one single cannabis plant. It’s a lot y’all 😱
Talking about my ex-bf
Therapist: He was too immature for you
Me: I’m flattered but I think you’re really over-estimating my maturity level.
Therapist: He was too immature for you
Me: I’m flattered but I think you’re really over-estimating my maturity level.
July 29, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Talking about my ex-bf
Therapist: He was too immature for you
Me: I’m flattered but I think you’re really over-estimating my maturity level.
Therapist: He was too immature for you
Me: I’m flattered but I think you’re really over-estimating my maturity level.
Whew proving you’re disabled enough for assistance sure is an expensive, hard-to-access thing 🫠
July 24, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Whew proving you’re disabled enough for assistance sure is an expensive, hard-to-access thing 🫠
Only just realized it’s been more than a year since I’ve had an alcoholic beverage 😱
July 20, 2023 at 11:35 PM
Only just realized it’s been more than a year since I’ve had an alcoholic beverage 😱
I have my first ketamine treatment today 🎉
July 18, 2023 at 9:39 AM
I have my first ketamine treatment today 🎉
I hate this country so much. I’ll be sticking to my years long plan of deferring my student loan payments until I die. 🤷🏽♀️
July 13, 2023 at 3:08 PM
I hate this country so much. I’ll be sticking to my years long plan of deferring my student loan payments until I die. 🤷🏽♀️