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asharpie.bsky.social
A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
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Gratefully freed from the tiny hands of the worst president in U.S. history.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · Jul 22
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
Low IQ man knows the best words.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 5h
I live in the DC 'burbs. This is a complete LIE from the President of the United States.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 6h
"Israel is the HOTTEST country in the world right now, except for mine. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 6h
The first time Tom communicated with me he asked, "Judging from your post, I assume you're new to the internet?" That's art, folks.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 7h
Solid Gold.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 8h
I've read the entire internet, cover to cover, and this is the bullshit of all bullshits.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
"Those aren't windows, Sir, those are walls."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
If plywood cost .01 cent less than glass, Trump would have wood windows in all of his properties.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 9h
If someone would just lock the doors to that room from the outside, we could get back to having a marginally successful America again.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 13h
What are words?
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 19h
He lost his connectivity to SkyNet
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 20h
The only solace they have is that black farmers don't have any food on their table, either.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 20h
LW would be wunnerful. Just wunnerful.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
Eye think this is lazy.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
Trump is 100% going to give out BK crowns. He think's they're real gold.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
President Miller is most dangerous on weekends, when his boy is off golfing. He has free rein of the Whiye House grounds and press corps, who gather 'round to hear the baldest racist in America spin stories of whoa for the Fox News audience looking for stimulation during their Sunday morning coffee.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
Local idiot interviews known criminal
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 1d
New Trump: "Come Join Us For Happy Hour with a Stunning View of the City People Are Calling a Shit Hole War Zone"
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Guys like Greg Kelly are the reason we're in this position. And his employers.

America was already filled with morons, and they found a way to turbo charge what was originally just a 2 barrel carb of stupidity.
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Concepts of a dipshit
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Imagine being interviewed with spray on hair being the 2nd most embarrassing moment in your public life.
Local fascist diptshit attempting to deny reality
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
" ... the photos of which, Stephen Miller will be fapping to throughout the next few days."
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
Same energy ...
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A. Sharpie @asharpie.bsky.social · 2d
They were counting on your insistence on "regular order" and call for them to harken to their "better angels."
For Stephen Miller, he believes in nor has either.
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