Ash the cat
@ashdct.bsky.social
Newly minted political vagabond
"Democracy Dies in Dumbness"
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"Democracy Dies in Dumbness"
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It's just a binary asshole, often found near black holes.
December 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It's just a binary asshole, often found near black holes.
Alas I am one of the not very bright who have no money.
December 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Alas I am one of the not very bright who have no money.
A rare intersection of occams and hanlons razors.
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A rare intersection of occams and hanlons razors.
"Some loser called Eddie Vedder said nasty things about me, many people are saying he's the worst pearl in the harbor“
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Some loser called Eddie Vedder said nasty things about me, many people are saying he's the worst pearl in the harbor“
To be fair, nobody is as good at being mocked as bingo bongo
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
To be fair, nobody is as good at being mocked as bingo bongo
And the 5th is the main cause of dry vagina syndrome in the western hemisphere.
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And the 5th is the main cause of dry vagina syndrome in the western hemisphere.
He's one of those people who makes absolutely any clothing look like shit on him.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
He's one of those people who makes absolutely any clothing look like shit on him.
I do agree the self crotch punching is rather fulfilling.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I do agree the self crotch punching is rather fulfilling.
The fix is already in. Bradley will say he misheard a verbal order from kegsbreath and eat a culpable homicide charge. Trump will then pardon him. The only justice in the US will be civil and the only criminal justice will not be in the US.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The fix is already in. Bradley will say he misheard a verbal order from kegsbreath and eat a culpable homicide charge. Trump will then pardon him. The only justice in the US will be civil and the only criminal justice will not be in the US.
El Chapo is next...
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
El Chapo is next...
Just as large debt is considered a security risk due to bribery concerns etc, the fact the secretary of defence is almost certainly destined for prison eventually must surely introduce an even larger security risk from bad actors who can 'help' him avoid his fate.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just as large debt is considered a security risk due to bribery concerns etc, the fact the secretary of defence is almost certainly destined for prison eventually must surely introduce an even larger security risk from bad actors who can 'help' him avoid his fate.
Should have put Bove and Blanche in there too.
November 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Should have put Bove and Blanche in there too.
When you order maga you get small dick as standard.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
When you order maga you get small dick as standard.
Perhaps bolsonaro's son made this clear to don jr, who then got the ball rolling, hence the ridiculous outcome.
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Perhaps bolsonaro's son made this clear to don jr, who then got the ball rolling, hence the ridiculous outcome.
You've got to wonder why trump would try, it's not like it's because of a friendship or anything. I bet bolsonaro knows a lot about what went down on Jan 6 and his own fiasco that could implicate trump if bolso ends up being abandanoned in jail. Obviously trump agrees.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You've got to wonder why trump would try, it's not like it's because of a friendship or anything. I bet bolsonaro knows a lot about what went down on Jan 6 and his own fiasco that could implicate trump if bolso ends up being abandanoned in jail. Obviously trump agrees.
There are a few in this administration who are destined for messy ends. Hegseth is undoubtedly one of them.
November 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There are a few in this administration who are destined for messy ends. Hegseth is undoubtedly one of them.
That bloke has no business being in the same zip code as the word integrity.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
That bloke has no business being in the same zip code as the word integrity.
I was just pushing that sheep through the fence occifer
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I was just pushing that sheep through the fence occifer
He was probably called piggy by one of his rent boys.
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
He was probably called piggy by one of his rent boys.
He had mri coming out of his whatever
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
He had mri coming out of his whatever
And malaria coin did even worse, as one would expect.
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
And malaria coin did even worse, as one would expect.
You guys deserve all the success you can handle 😊.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You guys deserve all the success you can handle 😊.