Maomao would have made this list but it's redundant to have her and Hornet on the same list and Hornet is funnier. I also really badly needed to have a non anime character on there.

Also why did bsky have to do hornet like that...

Hell to only pick 4 btw. Honorable mention pick goes to Ryo Yamada just because your Kita pick immediately made me think of her.

My love for silly romcoms isn't serving me with these hypotheticals

I love herrrrrrrrrr