Ashen
@ashenumbreon.bsky.social
Late 30s
Part time exorcist
Furry trash
Part time exorcist
Furry trash
It's not goodbye, it's I'll see you next time
December 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
It's not goodbye, it's I'll see you next time
Last Day. I'm crying and so is everyone else
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Last Day. I'm crying and so is everyone else
Last shift in 14 hours. I'm gonna miss this job.
December 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Last shift in 14 hours. I'm gonna miss this job.
Slowly leaving a trail of sparkles all through the halls from my poorly designed glitter top
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Slowly leaving a trail of sparkles all through the halls from my poorly designed glitter top
I do not have enough booze to get into a fight with the Mari Lwyd
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I do not have enough booze to get into a fight with the Mari Lwyd
*packs lunch*
*Immediately forgets lunch in car*
*Immediately forgets lunch in car*
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
*packs lunch*
*Immediately forgets lunch in car*
*Immediately forgets lunch in car*
Last week of this job. Nothing lined up for January. And it's Christmas.
I'm tired in body and soul
I'm tired in body and soul
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Last week of this job. Nothing lined up for January. And it's Christmas.
I'm tired in body and soul
I'm tired in body and soul
I'm too sick to do something but too over it to sit still
December 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I'm too sick to do something but too over it to sit still
I'm going to cap 20k steps on this shift. Bully for me
December 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm going to cap 20k steps on this shift. Bully for me
A nurse just straight up asked to see my ID when I told her I was almost 40.
She spit-taked when I told her my oldest child was almost 22
She spit-taked when I told her my oldest child was almost 22
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
A nurse just straight up asked to see my ID when I told her I was almost 40.
She spit-taked when I told her my oldest child was almost 22
She spit-taked when I told her my oldest child was almost 22
12 days. 8 more shifts. No interviews. No prospective employment.
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
12 days. 8 more shifts. No interviews. No prospective employment.
Is it wrong that I just want to go to IKEA, eat meatballs and look at frivolous nonsense?
December 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Is it wrong that I just want to go to IKEA, eat meatballs and look at frivolous nonsense?
It was so foggy on the way home I was beginning to accept the possibility of fighting pyramidhead.
I'm not saying I carry a shotgun shell full of quarters... But I am considering it.
I'm not saying I carry a shotgun shell full of quarters... But I am considering it.
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It was so foggy on the way home I was beginning to accept the possibility of fighting pyramidhead.
I'm not saying I carry a shotgun shell full of quarters... But I am considering it.
I'm not saying I carry a shotgun shell full of quarters... But I am considering it.
Hanging onto my sanity by my fingertips and a can of Celsius.
December 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Hanging onto my sanity by my fingertips and a can of Celsius.
Sometimes I've forgotten what hope feels like
December 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sometimes I've forgotten what hope feels like
I've worked this job for nearly nine years. My last day is the 28th, 20 days away, 13 more shifts. And I'm still not allowed to tell my coworkers and work friends that I'm being laid off.
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I've worked this job for nearly nine years. My last day is the 28th, 20 days away, 13 more shifts. And I'm still not allowed to tell my coworkers and work friends that I'm being laid off.
Fuck my life. I need a cigarette and a black coffee
December 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Fuck my life. I need a cigarette and a black coffee
My favorite badge reel, the one I've carried since before the pandemic just broke. Probably a fitting sign of the end.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My favorite badge reel, the one I've carried since before the pandemic just broke. Probably a fitting sign of the end.
The nurses pulled me aside to look at the sunset. Sometimes the little things really matter
December 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The nurses pulled me aside to look at the sunset. Sometimes the little things really matter
I have been reminded that Christmas is in three weeks.
I am not a fan of this information.
I am not a fan of this information.
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have been reminded that Christmas is in three weeks.
I am not a fan of this information.
I am not a fan of this information.
"Save water, shower with your friends."
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"Save water, shower with your friends."
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
NOT THIS FRIEND!!
I, the least handy person in my polycule, may be the only one to have installed a toilet
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I, the least handy person in my polycule, may be the only one to have installed a toilet
Every holiday I work I'm a crying disaster at the end of my shift.
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
November 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Every holiday I work I'm a crying disaster at the end of my shift.
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
Why do I still work holidays?
I like money
Thanksgiving at work
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Thanksgiving at work
I am too damn old to fistfight patients
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I am too damn old to fistfight patients