ashlee
@ashleebloom.bsky.social
Keepin’ it peachy 🍑 in Sydney 🇦🇺
Wife to 💕@bloomin_ruby 👰🏻♀️
Moddy to Syd the kid!👶🏾
Wife to 💕@bloomin_ruby 👰🏻♀️
Moddy to Syd the kid!👶🏾
Butterfinger BBs deserved better
August 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Butterfinger BBs deserved better
Men who think it’s okay to put their feet on tabletops in public need to be studied
July 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Men who think it’s okay to put their feet on tabletops in public need to be studied
Me as I’m watching The Sound of Music with my musical-loving son: “you don’t see people dancing in gazebos anymore.”
May 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me as I’m watching The Sound of Music with my musical-loving son: “you don’t see people dancing in gazebos anymore.”
Pickle brine & jalapeño brine make this martini “dirty-nasty.” 🤤
May 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Pickle brine & jalapeño brine make this martini “dirty-nasty.” 🤤
My son started singing “baby shark” and I shouted “take me to church, son!” He replied by singing louder. Ask and you shall receive. Gay-men.
May 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My son started singing “baby shark” and I shouted “take me to church, son!” He replied by singing louder. Ask and you shall receive. Gay-men.
Do you think I could be a Blundstone butch y or n?
March 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Do you think I could be a Blundstone butch y or n?
IT’S NOT A PENIS. IT’S A PANCREAS. - man from Gay Diabetes group at Sydney Mardi Gras parade
March 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
IT’S NOT A PENIS. IT’S A PANCREAS. - man from Gay Diabetes group at Sydney Mardi Gras parade
My son is obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas rn, so as we’re watching it I say “oh, Syd. You’re going to love Hot Topic.”
February 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My son is obsessed with The Nightmare Before Christmas rn, so as we’re watching it I say “oh, Syd. You’re going to love Hot Topic.”
Ultra Violet with the wifey 🩷 #Sydney #MardiGras
February 22, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Ultra Violet with the wifey 🩷 #Sydney #MardiGras
New desk mascot is a capybara (crappy Barbara) with a headset and I love her
February 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
New desk mascot is a capybara (crappy Barbara) with a headset and I love her
Best booth award goes to:
February 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Best booth award goes to:
Fair Day was so cool. I love being gay in Sydney. 🌈
February 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Fair Day was so cool. I love being gay in Sydney. 🌈
Whoever does the music for Yellowjackets deserves the best pizza party. A little award is not enough.
February 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Whoever does the music for Yellowjackets deserves the best pizza party. A little award is not enough.
I love that Jeff’s pump-up song is “last resort” by Papa Roach
February 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I love that Jeff’s pump-up song is “last resort” by Papa Roach
My wife makes better aviations than I do
February 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
My wife makes better aviations than I do
A lot of restaurants in Sydney have QR codes on tables that you can scan to view the menu and order your food and drinks. My wife and I were at a pub the other day and I said “I’m astounded QR codes haven’t taken off in the US.” And she replied, “well, servers are paid a living wage here soooo…”
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A lot of restaurants in Sydney have QR codes on tables that you can scan to view the menu and order your food and drinks. My wife and I were at a pub the other day and I said “I’m astounded QR codes haven’t taken off in the US.” And she replied, “well, servers are paid a living wage here soooo…”
Btw, Babygirl is just 50 Shades of Grey but with milk
February 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Btw, Babygirl is just 50 Shades of Grey but with milk
The wife and I are out to see Babygirl at 11am. Too early?
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The wife and I are out to see Babygirl at 11am. Too early?
I have ordered my first “Irish Chinese,” and I’m so excited for this opportunity
February 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I have ordered my first “Irish Chinese,” and I’m so excited for this opportunity
High Potential is really good. Big fan!
January 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
High Potential is really good. Big fan!
Living my best Australia right now. Listening to Triple J’s Hottest 200 with my wifey and watching my son indulge in sweet chili chips in his outdoor tub. Time for a cheeky one? Day for it!
January 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Living my best Australia right now. Listening to Triple J’s Hottest 200 with my wifey and watching my son indulge in sweet chili chips in his outdoor tub. Time for a cheeky one? Day for it!