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@ashley-lunawolf.bsky.social
“Normal articulation and coherence with spontaneous elaboration.” -per medical records
Life’s work in human services; housing relocation/stabilization, LGBTQ+advocacy. Co-owner of a Handy Ma’am service with my wife.
Life’s work in human services; housing relocation/stabilization, LGBTQ+advocacy. Co-owner of a Handy Ma’am service with my wife.
I’m over here using Xcel Energy’s budget plan, so that I can afford my monthly utilities, meanwhile this motherfucker made $11 mil. #eattherich
July 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I’m over here using Xcel Energy’s budget plan, so that I can afford my monthly utilities, meanwhile this motherfucker made $11 mil. #eattherich
I don’t post here much, but this is worth a shout out. Happy second anniversary (tomorrow) to my wife, @stephwolf 🖤🥰
May 31, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don’t post here much, but this is worth a shout out. Happy second anniversary (tomorrow) to my wife, @stephwolf 🖤🥰
What a fun Mother’s Day surprise to chat with @amyklobuchar.com
in an Uptown Minneapolis nail salon this weekend. 💅🥰✊🏼
in an Uptown Minneapolis nail salon this weekend. 💅🥰✊🏼
May 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
What a fun Mother’s Day surprise to chat with @amyklobuchar.com
in an Uptown Minneapolis nail salon this weekend. 💅🥰✊🏼
in an Uptown Minneapolis nail salon this weekend. 💅🥰✊🏼
11 years ago I found my first gray hair. I stopped dying it this year & just as I turned 41 last week, I’m seeing how prominent they are. 🖤 AND I love them just as much as I love the laugh lines around my eyes. This life brings so much joy. 🥰 #sobersky
March 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
11 years ago I found my first gray hair. I stopped dying it this year & just as I turned 41 last week, I’m seeing how prominent they are. 🖤 AND I love them just as much as I love the laugh lines around my eyes. This life brings so much joy. 🥰 #sobersky
Traveling from Minneapolis to Arizona early this morning. Many compliments from women, and death stares from men. But my favorite? Old guy says “your shirt is vile.” 😄 The irony.
March 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Traveling from Minneapolis to Arizona early this morning. Many compliments from women, and death stares from men. But my favorite? Old guy says “your shirt is vile.” 😄 The irony.
Y’all know damn well Putin dick suckers in the Oval Office snitched on themselves. We all know what snitches get… snitches get hung. Haha, you thought I was gonna say stitches.
March 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Y’all know damn well Putin dick suckers in the Oval Office snitched on themselves. We all know what snitches get… snitches get hung. Haha, you thought I was gonna say stitches.
Last Tuesday it was 1° outside, and hurt to breathe. Tonight it’s a balmy 41°, and perfect porch weather. I love #Minnesota! AND I’m exited to hear @governorwalz.mn.gov is back in the ‘hood. Welcome back, neighbor!
February 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Last Tuesday it was 1° outside, and hurt to breathe. Tonight it’s a balmy 41°, and perfect porch weather. I love #Minnesota! AND I’m exited to hear @governorwalz.mn.gov is back in the ‘hood. Welcome back, neighbor!
Off with his motherfucking head.
Original art: Judith Slaying Holofernes (1614–1620). Oil on canvas. Uffizi Gallery, Florence
Original art: Judith Slaying Holofernes (1614–1620). Oil on canvas. Uffizi Gallery, Florence
February 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Off with his motherfucking head.
Original art: Judith Slaying Holofernes (1614–1620). Oil on canvas. Uffizi Gallery, Florence
Original art: Judith Slaying Holofernes (1614–1620). Oil on canvas. Uffizi Gallery, Florence
Anyone going to mention the penis? Ope, I just did.
February 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Anyone going to mention the penis? Ope, I just did.
Good thoughts for our baby Roxy please. Sunday afternoon at the ER is scary for everyone.
February 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Good thoughts for our baby Roxy please. Sunday afternoon at the ER is scary for everyone.
I got felt up this morning - schedule yours! Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
February 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I got felt up this morning - schedule yours! Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
Watching this 54 second video over and over again. #wewontgoback
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Watching this 54 second video over and over again. #wewontgoback
“On the darkest days you have to search for a spot of brightness.” -unknown
Threw my back out, so I’m laid up, or should I say down… But my wife brought home flowers. She’s pretty awesome.
Threw my back out, so I’m laid up, or should I say down… But my wife brought home flowers. She’s pretty awesome.
February 10, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“On the darkest days you have to search for a spot of brightness.” -unknown
Threw my back out, so I’m laid up, or should I say down… But my wife brought home flowers. She’s pretty awesome.
Threw my back out, so I’m laid up, or should I say down… But my wife brought home flowers. She’s pretty awesome.
'He Gets Us' commercials are mostly paid for by Hobby Lobby - known for antisemitism, homophobia, and LGBTQ discrimination. They deny employees access to birth control, and have tried to evangelize public schools. They sold smuggled artifacts & endangered employees during the COVID-19 pandemic. 🃏
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
'He Gets Us' commercials are mostly paid for by Hobby Lobby - known for antisemitism, homophobia, and LGBTQ discrimination. They deny employees access to birth control, and have tried to evangelize public schools. They sold smuggled artifacts & endangered employees during the COVID-19 pandemic. 🃏
Man baby blocked me.
Sad face.
Sad face.
February 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Man baby blocked me.
Sad face.
Sad face.
Old white guy: I like a woman who can eat.
Strong woman: How about I s— your throat, grandpa [takes another giant bite of waffle]?
Don’t tell my wife I’m starting fights again.
#fargonorthdakota
Strong woman: How about I s— your throat, grandpa [takes another giant bite of waffle]?
Don’t tell my wife I’m starting fights again.
#fargonorthdakota
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Old white guy: I like a woman who can eat.
Strong woman: How about I s— your throat, grandpa [takes another giant bite of waffle]?
Don’t tell my wife I’m starting fights again.
#fargonorthdakota
Strong woman: How about I s— your throat, grandpa [takes another giant bite of waffle]?
Don’t tell my wife I’m starting fights again.
#fargonorthdakota
Goddamn that was a beautiful day. 🥰
February 1, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Goddamn that was a beautiful day. 🥰
It’s dark out there so I'm gonna share some light and brag a little. Today my wife and I visited the place we got married, and for that hour nothing else mattered. Today I'm leaning into gratitude, because I am the luckiest woman to have her by my side. #sobersky #plantmama #queersky
February 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It’s dark out there so I'm gonna share some light and brag a little. Today my wife and I visited the place we got married, and for that hour nothing else mattered. Today I'm leaning into gratitude, because I am the luckiest woman to have her by my side. #sobersky #plantmama #queersky
