ashley bardhan
@ashleybardhan.bsky.social
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bulgarian-bengali lady and a scholar🩸 senior writer @gamesradar instagram.com/ashleybardhan 🆎˙⋆✮
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(𐙚^◡^)っ✂❤ please read my experimental video game blog, plant or beast, where i post lyrical essays, youtube videos, and sometimes announce in-person literary events 👼

plant-or-beast.net/blog
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EVERYONE knows i have a peaches and cream danish in my bag, in the rain, and they’re LAUGHING (・・;)
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what if i hit you with the “how silent hill f and bloodborne are connected” instead 🤔🙊
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you can’t imagine the impact “the monster mash” has had on my life
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yeah i’ll go out tonight i just need to meditate over my illustrated YA horror novel covers for three or nine hours first🧘🏻‍♀️
the cover of spellbound by christopher pike shows a boy and girl abruptly rising from the boulder they were sitting on the cover of the barking ghost by RL stine shows a snarling white dog with red eyes the cover of petals on the wind by VC andrews shows a blond boy and his sister in the center of a red flower the cover of bunnicula by deborah and james howe shows a rabbit with vampire teeth and red eyes
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the best open-world game is going outside in october to play hopscotch with friends and then having an apple or a sandwich with a little butter
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thank you! and i agree it‘s likely purgatory, i admittedly sometimes fudge my literary analysis a few degrees for the sake of drama hehe 🙊 appreciate you reading!!
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fever in the bathtub, lost on bergen st... ❤️‍🩹 jacob's ladder (1990) inspired silent hill and now, even after 35 years of change, it is still the wounded heart of the franchise

💉 my essay for the new 4k restoration premiering today at @ifccenter.bsky.social:

www.gamesradar.com/entertainmen...
The best Silent Hill movie is the underrated '90s horror that originally inspired the games, and it's now back in theaters with a terrifying new restoration
Big Screen Spotlight | Jacob's Ladder is even more Silent Hill than Silent Hill
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it’s a great day for a homemade meal 🥰
a movie still from repulsion (1965) shows a skinned rabbit in a plate a movie still from repulsion (1965) shows rotting potatoes growing sprouts
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fuck the world i'm rating horror villains based on how likely i'd be to start a family with them:

michael myers –– not much of a conversationalist 5/10

jason voorhees — probably stinks like trout 3/10

candyman — i am powerless to his thrall 9/10

jigsaw puppet – i don't like him 1/10
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thank you 😔🙏 i didn't ask for this.... but now that i know my role in the world... i feel i must use it for good
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you're real sick you know that...
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man's greatest folly was prioritizing the fordist assembly line over inventing a pumpkin carriage
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i really like that interpretation 🙂‍↕️
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for those on my (closed) physical mailing list: i’ll be sending out my autumn dispatch soon (=´∀`)
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sending these out this week 💕 i know everything sucks but we’re all still here 🐚
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this is spiritual warfare
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the world would be a sweeter place 🫂