I’m not at all active on social media these days. Let me assure you that I am, however, alive.

80% through The Way of Kings, and I’ve gotta say - that Brandon Sanderson can write. Good lord.

Made and ate entirely too much chilli last night. Ooof.

Any of my 31 followers like seeing oversized fellas in stripy jerseys count to three? What about wrestling? If yes, get your tickets now!(tm)

@clarencesassy.bsky.social please.

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ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: Per the Starfleet Cultural Database, it is customary that when greeted with a 'Roman Salute', to respond with a 'Klingon Hello.' #StarTrek #SISKO197

"I win. Is good. Thank you, God". It's hard not to like good Boxing.

Not surprising, really.

Randomly made an ommelette for lunch. The trick is knowing that your hob has settings between 'off' and 'Chernobyl'. Low and slow my friends, low and slow.

‘We live in time’ is also a perfect film. Some critics are lost when it comes to non linear films, but it wasn’t *that* complex. What it was was wholesome as fuck. I laughed, cried, laughed some more and cried some more. Florence Pugh and Andrew Garfield are so good, it’s impossible to overstate.

Recently purchased a new vaccum that empties itself. Cannot overstate how much fun I'm having with it. Is this middle age?!

So, 'Wicked' was good. Like, really, really good. Biased because I've seen it on stage 3 times, but it was damned close to perfect. 11/10, would go again.

Started rewatching Enterprise for the first time since… well. I remember having season 4 on my iPod.

It’s honestly like putting on an old pair of jeans.

Guess who had funky dreams about spiders, and slept until midday? Oy.

Hello, world. There are entirely too many horrible folk Next Door(tm) so here we are again.