this is such a good theory and better than anything I'd come up with! I wanted to like it but actually was just confused and more than a little annoyed

I love pretty much all accents, just the fact of them, but have to agree this one’s top-tier

Sick! I just bought two as Christmas gifts and now my family will *have* to listen to me and actually read it if it’s a BEST BOOK, right?! Big congrats, Lincoln!

ugh I was just genuinely like "what, no, they're annoying if you get too close, for sure, but also supermajestic in their own goofy way!" before I even clocked that this was... a band? I've never heard of?? so yeah I'm old

The bagel line around here is long is all I can say with certainty. Pops-in-law gets up EARLY to make it happen and the wait is, as he tells it, substantial. I think it’s half people carb-loading before a shop-a-thon and half people too tired to cook another thing (that’s our half)

you reckon this is how Milton worked?

The most traumatic part of reading that whole thing, to me, personally, was the bamboo parts, because I once dated a guy with a Bamboo Vendetta. It says a lot about a guy. These are so obviously the best and most unnerving parts!!

so glad I finally saw someone else had already posted this … I was right on the brink, man

oh man my mom has these and I’ve always thought it was just a neat thing she has that I might inherit someday but it never occurred to me I could just… buy some and enjoy my own pudding

Bring back the young dorks, I beg

to be clear, some of the “that guy” teens were girls. I met a longtime penpal bestie at that camp in middle school — she didn’t want to have to wash her hair in the bath house so twisted it into pomade strands she pinned up into “Medusa curls” on the first day and just… let it ride for a week