I hope whoever stole my sandwich from the work fridge always has something in their shoe that they can't get out

yo, don't call the government "fascist", they're gonna lock you up for that

I would make goofy content online like I did when I was like 19 but now that my prefrontal cortex is done developing I'm worried about my digital footprint. I've already got 2 TikTok accounts that I can't log into to delete.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

I'm so worried that the FDA is going to get cut so much that my ARFID is going to get worse from the fear of cross-contact with allergens that make me severely sick.

you break my heart i give away your clothes

I'm convinced I've been in purgatory since March of 2020

Here is my check in. Life is still bananas.

I want to use this site more, but I have so few friends on here :(

the surgeon officially stole my tubes

Thinking about the person that ordered a drink with six espresso shots yesterday. I hope they're doing okay